[Gardening] A Carrot and a Potato [PHOTO]

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The carrot was discovered in a dismantled tomato or watermelon box. It had grown surprisingly well despite a shadowed and low-maintenance position.

The potato was something I bought from a store. It never sprouted. Lesson learned: do not buy potatoes for seeding THAT ARE BRUSHED BALD. If it has loose peelings left, it is probably not brushed too hard and could sprout. Just remember that potatoes without tons of sunlight / lighting AND strong fertilizing start to wither wither very soon afterwards. IOW, it needs a GREAT growing spot.

[Gardening] My Current House Garden [PHOTO]

 

I am going to downsize and remodel all this stuff. Tons of dead plants to take care of. I might replant some of them, though no guarantees. I have plenty of seeds for a fresh batch, so there is no real need to preserve anything. All in all, smaller is more fun to manage. I’ll say more than six boxes is about the limit. I have about 20. You cannot genuinely care about all of your children if you have too many of them. 🙂

Ultimate Guide to Making Free High-Quality Gardening Soil from Random Grass and Flowering Plants [Gardening] [Foraging] [PHOTO]

Easy & free soil creation recipe:

  1. Collect tons of grass and flowering plant matter into a cardboard box furnished by a lot of papers such as newspapers.
  2. Keep adding minuscule amounts of water into the plant waste pile to avoid complete dehydration.
  3. Just wait a couple months.
  4. Once the the bottom-most soil turns into a dark clay-type soil, dig it out and pile it on top of the less decomposed top-soil to greatly hasten its decomposing.

The main advantages:

  1. You can be sure that the soil is nutrient-rich by making it from such stuff i.e. grasses and flowering plants, especially dandelions and stinging nettles that specialize in sucking nutrients from the deep soil.
  2. As it is made purely from plant waste, it is all soil without any rocks or gravel that can hinder root development. E.g. carrots are especially sensitive to root restrictions caused by rocks and easily become malformed as a result.
  3. It is free and you can be sure that it is good stuff. For example, if you want to farm tomatoes and do not want to have iron-rich stinging nettle waste there, you can guarantee that arrangement. Also, the available plant waste quantities are nigh-limitless and you only need to collect the waste and let the omnipresent decomposers do their thing. All you need to do is to wait and add some water if the soil starts to get too dry or the time comes for you to bury the top-soil to decompose it. Absolutely no money investing required and everything you need can be picked up from the ground or from trash piles (the cardboard and the papers, also possible plastic bags for carrying the plant waste to the decomposing box).

Butchering Some “Winter” Cucumbers

These are the biggest non-growing cucumbers I found. They stopped developing at one point because my fertilizer water juice ran out of nitrogen and other stuff. The cucumber plant permanently drops the fruit out of the feeding chain if it cannot sustain growing them. So if you want big and fully developed fruit, get some water diluted grass fertilizer tea or better. All you need to do is to get some grass and other soft, dead, leafy plants and mince them good. Just do not source stinging nettle if you are growing tomatoes, they do not like the high iron concentration.

[Gardening] Winter Is a Sunless Sky

There are not many clear days during winter and you need to rely on artificial lighting to keep plants alive. That is because most days involve low-pressure i.e. a lot of cloud-creating moisture. Only during the rare high pressure days you can expect a clear sky. For comparison, during late Spring, Summer and Autumn, the skies clear up as soon as the rains drain them out of existence. During Winter, the clouds mostly stay up there doing nothing and only rarely rain snow.

[Gardening] Butchering a Tomato [PHOTO]

 

It is a two-by-two-inch / 5×5 cm undergrown tomato. It is a lopsided and grown in a partial shadow. It has a lot of connective tissue and surprisingly few seeds. The yellowish part has a slightly more fresh and less stinging taste, so eat them as soon as they start turn red if you like minimally demanding tomato taste. Otherwise, it is the same generic tomato smell /taste you can get from smelling the leaves of any tomato plant.

In short, self-grown tomatoes taste the exact same as store-bought ones. Do not waste your money and time on neither “extra fresh/natural tomatoes” or self-growing them. It took six months to produce that one tomato. Guess how many hundred other tomato plants I have that have produced none. Yeah, many. Not worth it, sugarplum.

There is not enough depth in the tomato aroma to create any kind of taste variety. That is also why is works so well as vinegar ketchup ingredient — it is so watery bland itself that it highlights the taste of the vastly-more health-beneficial vinegar.

The tomato legacy will go on as I have a couple of large plant boxes to grow this stuff in. It turns out, you can always count on the green beans and the watermelons to die for no reason. The original cultivar/variety was probably Marmande, though the next generation will be all mine — developmentally challenged and F’d up to the Moon. It shall be known as “Deranged 1.” […Just look at this list {Rutgers NJAES, opens a new tab} and you’ll get it.]

[Gardening] Ripening Tomato #2 [PHOTO]

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I look up the best time to harvest the fruit and the answer is “as soon as it starts to change color” i.e. as soon as it reaches/passes its greenest point. In short, it is a way beyond ripe already, it simply is not expiring yet.

I am going to pick it pronto and take more pictures of the cross-cut once the green disappears (I want the slightly-aged look). As you should not trust random people, here is a quote I am basing this around:

“Tomatoes are gassy — I mean they emit a gas. Ethylene gas is produced by fully formed mature green tomatoes. Inside the mature green tomato, two growth hormones change and cause the production of the gas, which in turn ages the cells of the fruit, resulting in softening and loss of the green color, turning into a red shade. The ethylene increases the carotenoids (red and yellow colors) and decreases the chlorophyll (green color).

Because of this process, tomatoes are one of the only vegetables, I mean fruit, which can be picked before it is completely ripened. Harvest time for tomatoes should ideally occur when the fruit is a mature green and then allowed to ripen off the vine. This prevents splitting or bruising and allows for a measure of control over the ripening process.”

(Source: https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/tomato/harvest-time-for-tomatoes.htm , even more info there if interested e.g. about how exactly to pick the fruit without turning it into a disorganized pile of fruit meat)

[Gardening] Ripening Tomato #1 [PHOTO]

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[A green beefsteak-shaped tomato with a sudden orange coloring on one side of it.]

It is ripening i.e. it has stopped growing in size. The ripening is the last and the fastest phase of a fruiting process. That is when the rotting-hastening sugars, and seeds form.

Usually, if you definitely want full seeds and/or you want the fruit to have maximum flavor, it is recommended (by me, not the consensus) to let the fruit age a bit. Not too long or it will be all soft mush i.e. half-ketchup already. Maybe pick it a day or two after it reaches peak redness. Please not that by then, it has already softened significantly.

If you want a crunchy ‘mato, pick it a day BEFORE it is ripe. Either way, the fresh consumption window is within mere days of ripening. That is why most of tomato production goes straight for manufacturing non-spoiling vinegar ketchup.

Those flowers in the background are dried up cucumber flowers. I like growing things wild, entangled and mixed up.

The cultivar AKA variety is most likely Marmande. It mostly affects the shape of the fruit, nothing else. E.g. my Moneymaker and Marmande plants are identical.

This ripening happened in a relatively cool room with no significant indoors heating sources nearby. This means that the common claim about tomatoes being heat sensitive is not very well substantiated. Tomato is considered to be a particularly needy plant.

It is winter outside. Seasons do not matter with indoors gardening. So feel free to express yourself freely with plants all year.

[Gardening] Plant Sparsely or Cell-Dividedly or Outright Single-Plant Deep-Rooted Plants

From my experience with green beans in deep containers, the plants getting most of the lighting will root-outcompete the ones outside intense lighting, especially when artificial lighting is involved. The outcome will always be complete root-suffocation and death of the less-lighted plants. It will always come down to just one plant surviving.

The easiest solution is to have plants in separate solo containers so that they cannot dominate one other. Using the cell-divided containers is recommended if you really need to multi-plant. Have some plastic or metal sheets or bags blocking the competing plants to keep the growing soil tiles separated if have nothing else.

The deeper the container, the quicker the death escalation. E.g. one foot i.e. 0.30 m container will have tons of death though a 4″ one (0.10 m) will have only some death, with the container borders limiting the root expansion and general growth.

If you want to to fill the vacant-looking spots, pick low-maintenance herbs and flowers that both will not get suffocated and do not hinder the main plant. One deep-plant with tons of surface plants is an okay setup.

It really sucks when you grow a plant for months, only it to be suffocated and and withered by a much less productive plant that you planted much later. At least with beans, the victorious plants can capitalize on the nitrogen pockets built by the dead ones.

[Gardening] Tomato Fruit [PHOTO]

Kuva0502.jpgThe mid-tier tomato plants are starting to flower while the big ones are fighting with cucumbers for the sunshine superiority and making tons of leaves. That grass tea fertilizer clearly made the difference. Plants, especially big ones, suck the nitrogen out of the ground very fast and adding it back to the ground enables a ton of otherwise restricted, new growth. Fertilizing should never be overlooked as a gardening aspect. Even tiny herbs benefit from the fresh flow of nutrition.

[Gardening] Light Competition

In short, it is most preferable to plant sparsely and over-light singular plants than planting many and having no guarantee of anything growing at a steady pace.

Herbs, flowers and other simple non-fruiting plants can be planted densely and still be quite easy to light adequately. Anything from small bean plants is already creating constant shadowing and over-growing issues that require extremely sparse planting to be avoided. It is understandably tempting to plant a ton of small-looking plants such as radish and turnip that remain quite small for a long time. Ultimately, they those plants will become a major and a recurring problem later down the line.

The compromise with planting “big” plants yet wanting to not “waste” the space between the sprouts, is to plant small flowers and herbs in the space between them. E.g. chives and dill are very unlikely to cause any shadowing issues. You can also consume those herbs and use them as spices if they somehow manage to overgrow, making the situation a win-win in any case.

[Gardening] Night of the Living Dead Bean [PHOTO]

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  1. the green bottom part with live leaves,
  2. the stem mucus buildup at the end of the green part, and
  3. the absolutely brown-dead top of the plant.

The stem was cracked early on in this plant’s life cycle, though it still operates as nothing happened, creating the nutritive fluids that no one is going to utilize before the whole planet is dead and decomposing. This is a decent analogue for how any amount of resourcefulness and durability is wasted if the grand picture is lost. This is a grotesque piece of live existence.

[Gardening] Flowering Fertilized Tomatoes [Photo]

Two of my oldest and biggest tomato vines are making flowers, mostly because of increased lighting, watering frequency and fertilization strength. BTW, you know that your fertilizing tea AKA water solution is GREAT for the plants when it smells terribl– of ammonia, you know, like piss aka urine. I am disappointed only about the fact that it is JUST ANOTHER F-ING YELLOW FLOWE–

Okay, I am calm now. Tons of extra lighting lamps and really smelly NH3 fertilizer as a watering solution is how you can perform miracles even indoor farming. So stock up with boxfuls of fertilizing-ready grass, plant and other organic waste for the winter while you still can. Buy  some lamps and compatible LED bulbs for them, too.  Just try to keep the plantation area small enough as ventilating that plant-emitted irrigation water gets vastly more difficult in winter, as you and some plants might not like cold air constantly brushing against them.  A couple square meters is always fine, bigger apartments might be able to handle a little more.

[Gardening] DYI or Store-Bought, Fertilizing Is Mandatory for Everything Besides Smallest Legumes

A ton of my plants stopped growing for a week or two a couple weeks ago. My radishes stopped making leaves and my potato died. Once I added some super dense grass solution tea, the surviving ones started growing and leafing again. Also, the cabbage loopers came back, which is strange. I guess they are attracted by the smell of a GROWING plant (read: not a nutrition-starved one). The radish box was massive, proving how even the largest growing pot can get depleted.

The fertilization should continue for the entire growth cycle to make sure the land is maximally utilized. That is probably why experienced farmers/gardeners use animal feces as they release nutrition for a long time, reducing the need for weekly fertilizing. You can collect random green or dried up plant trash such as grass trims and solve them in a bucket of water, though you need to get fresh and new plant waste every few weeks or so, depending on how much grass you stuff into the bucket at once.

Legumes such as green beans seem to grow well even without massive fertilizing, probably because of the nitrogen-releasing bacteria pockets on their roots. They basically produce their own nitrogen, so they show much less nitrogen-deficiency-related symptoms such as the stopped growth. The ground tends to get really low on plant-useful nitrogen after just one batch of major cropping plant cycle. After the demanding ones such as maize/corn or potato, you should outright replace the soil. There is little use in fertilizing soil like that, that can barely grow grass.

[Gardening] Extra Waterings + Extra Fertilizing + Plenty of Lighting = Rapid Growth

After switching to more frequent watering and fresher fertilizer tea, the tomato plant growth has been stellar. It could also mean that I am over-supplying nitrogen, though let us ignore that. One of the branches grew at least half a foot in just a couple of days, breaking its under-supported  stem. The big observation here is that tomato is particularly slow at growing, so this is nothing normal. I am going to expand the enhanced watering to other plants besides tomatoes and cucumbers too.

Also, I am going to stockpile grass and grassy plants to be used for fertilizing. I basically need more two-gallon buckets, bigger ones if I can find some. I need to dunk the grass straight into a water-filled container to not have to deal with the undesired bugs that live in it, most specifically ticks that can become a major nuisance. Spiders and beetles can do whatever they want if they escape drowning. I saw one flower spider bungee-roping and eating some aphid while on a tomato plant.

It would be helpful to downsize the farm for the winter and some fertilizing might help accomplish just that. My gist is the desire to thoroughly depleting the soil nutrients before I dump it. I have been somewhat successful with beans, though they seem to start slow-growing in the late-cropping stage when their gigantic root networks start hitting one other or the limits of the container, leading to gradual withering or a growth stop. I have a good reason to try out fertilizing them to see if that will either restart the fast development or at least wither them faster and relieve the soil for the surviving bean plants.

My overall soil depletion plan (based on zero research) is this: beans / peas + something basic to eat the nitrogen pockets left by beans + finish the soil wreck with some herbs and flowers. Some guide advised to plant tomatoes into nitrogen-rich soil. I might do that with the ex-bean plantations. I do have some ‘matoes in undersized boxes suitable for that. Into the initial tomato plantation soils, I could put some beans + herbs and peppers to finish them off as they are most likely low on nitrogen in the wake of hungry tomatoes.

Basically, I need to fertilize and irrigate more and more often and to produce more fertilizing tea. I’ll get some extra buckets, a big, thickly-news-papered box to store the excessive dunked-and-debugged fertilizer feed for drying. Personally, I go insanely consumeristic on things I have a lot of, so with that being nutritious fertilizer, plants are going to like it a lot.

Expect some tomato documentary with photos semi-soon. I have a feeling I will have enough time (and boredom) to pull that off. To be honest, there is this one huge mess of a leafy bush of tomato-cucumber-watermelon that I really want to create an insightful narrative about. Currently is purely bizarre and monstrous. It is impossible to keep the other two out of the shots because of how much of a fused abomination it is. There are at least a cubic meter of space semi-full of living plant matter and easily hundreds of leaves. Complex things like that are quite intriquing. Even simple things such as watering and ripping out dried up leaves from blocking the lighting, become tricky with the size.

I will work something out and try some more casual fertilizing.

P.S. ‘Tea’ or ‘stew’ is a watery plant-part solution made of water and dead/dying plants in an OPEN container. In comparison, ‘tar’ or some other thicker substance is created with an air-sealed container.

The tar is more dense, though it is probably more dangerous to handle and accidentally inhale as the botulinum bacteria likes low-oxygen watery places like air-tight closed containers. That is why you do not generally eat expired tins of foodstuff, as that might be your last meal. The botulinum toxin is lethal. That is why I do not even bother with anything beyond teas.

Also, the non-aired fertilizing creates horrendous odors and definitely should not be done indoors — the smell might never come off. Just a little tip. You can get the nutrients by tea-ing, it will just take a few weeks longer. After a few weeks, the tea is so low on nutrients that it needs fresh organic matter or mincing to maintain its fertilizing ability of giving off nutrients.

[Gardening] Deep Indoor Lighting, Green Beans under Intense Lighting and a Alpine Strawberry Mini-Jungle + Some Plans Involving Tomatoes

[ 1. I tried multi-directional AND lower-plane ground level lighting, the growth seems to have increased in general and some of the long-obsoleted lowest leaves dried up and died, though only the ones that the plants clearly did not want to develop further.

 2. The initial leaves of the green bean (bush-variety) became super wide and dark green after being exposed to direct low-wattage, high Ra valued aka sun-like light and the subsequent leaves were much smaller and the plant height dwarf-like. Good lighting = more compact and healthier plants.

3. Alpine strawberries finally got super leafy by the window sill. They have been producing quite a lot of big berries. All of them taste like wild strawberries, which is to be expected from a variant of wild strawberry. I have not managed to get any of the berry seeds to sprout. Lightly dirt-covered, open seed or berry-flesh-covered, nothing so far. The small seed ones are almost difficult. Do not trust the germination percentages with them. E.g. less than 10 % of my 85% germination rate strawberries sprouted. It is probably soil-related. My blackish clay soil is not ideal, unlike the sandy one. Then again, I do tend to overestimate the passing of short time spans. The cultivation time of alpine strawberry is especially long, at 14 to 21 days. ]

Not much posting recently. I am studying the lighting magic to get some evidence-backed experience about how to best utilize lighting. After all, light is the most important variable to take care in space and soil abundant situations. I am considering buying even more lights to test out some multiple-lights-per-plant-box solutions. I have a six-foot-tall tomato around, after all.

Another thing I want to understand is how to reliably grow turnips. Turnips are the suicidal, almost identical brothers of radishes. Their problem is the lower initial sturdiness — weak rooting, weak stems and the tendency to fall and get eaten by the ground i.e. to decompose. I have lost a handful of big plant boxes full of those plants to the falling down.

In short, I am applying cell / matrix growing now with the turnip sprouts. Most likely the issue is lighting related as it is almost impossible to properly light at most inch tall (small-seeded) sprouts as it is very difficult to reliably get the light that low. The falling is caused by over-extending towards the light. Now my method is to grow a couple, really strong turnip sprouts for transplanting under ideal lighting and soil conditions.

Mostly I am waiting for my oldest plants to start flowering and the other end-of-life-cycle stuff. The cucumbers are doing that just fine, though could be fruit-growing faster, maybe I should water them more. The tomatoes are damn impossible cases. There are a lot of articles about non-blooming tomatoes. The suggestions involve the temperature, the soil, the root condition, the usual guess work. Someone suggested shaking the stem lightly. That is quite funny. The most credible idea is to up the fertilizers, probably the  K(alium) ones. I guess I am going to harvest some wild grass and flowering plants for some really thick tomato fertilizer. Another good idea: MORE WATER.

The soil is not a major issue when the plants are still growing while not showing any withering signs besides some out-of-the-light lower leaves. Similarly, as demonstrated by the growth of cucumbers, the flowering is not about water as much as kalium (K) aka potassium. Maybe the big plants like to stock up stuff before they go all out flowering, as demonstrated by one of my radishes with an inch-thick surface-root and not a single flower.

After killing a lot of my cucumbers with a tiny amount of table salt, I am not going to touch salts or even sulfates when it comes to gardening. Some suggestions involve “too much nitrogen (N) in the soil” and not enough light.

As my tomatoes are overpacked, I will go with the add-fertilizer route. Since I want more flowering, I need to liquidize some flower trash for them. I sure-as-hell am NOT going to purchase commercial stuff such as granite dust, hardwood ashes or banana peels just to throw them at my plants. WikiHow and the others suck at making original suggestions not fronted by some obvious fertilizer vendors.

[Gardening] Radish Seed Pod

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Radish grow a tall flowering stalk branches with soft flowering spikes. Radish is dominantly biannual, so this usually happens in the second spring (in spacious conditions) or in autumn (in restricted conditions, e.g. flower pots). Once the flowering phase starts, the leaf growth stops and no amount of sunlight can counteract that effect. That is because the flowering is mostly sustained by depleting the land root and the tuber of the plant. The goal of the plant is to absorb all of the nutrients from that specific spot and to use them to propagate and spread the species to other, non-depleted spots. Radish is a fast root-grower, only second to to big-seeded beans that can fill a 2′ pot in a week. My guess is that once the root advancement is blocked, the plant turns into an annual species. The annualized plants are most likely much smaller than the biannual ones.

[Gardening] Dirt Eats Leaves

Plants, of which leaves get stuck against moist soil, tend to get their dirt leaves decomposed and/or eaten. It does not matter if the plant is living or not, the dirt-touching part simply disappear over time. I suspect that scuttle flies eat them. They usually pose no threat against most plants because they seem to lack the enzymes to break down the plant-oil-coated and acidic leaves. They do eat small leaf stuff such as stem hairs, though not much.

If you want to avoid young sprout leaves from getting eaten by dirt, straighten them a bit. The taffy-like moist soil tends be sticky enough to catch them for good. The plants usually spring up back to their upright positions once the taffy adhesion is gone.

It is often a good idea to gently straighten stiff-stemmed fallen plants. Soft sprout stems such as tomato’s are likely to snap if you try to do that.

[Gardening] How to Build a Non-Shadowing, Palisade Style Trellis Support from Cheap Cocktail Sticks

In short, place sticks angled into the dirt so that they cross one other providing support against collapsing or bending and support any plants nearby. You do not necessarily need to craft support for each sing plant if they plants are bunched up. Vine type and light-starved plants (like some potato species) will try to climb upwards using anything they can grab, which is why the palisade supports are good for helping them with their initial climb towards the light until their stems harden, without shadowing them or potential, shorter companion species (e.g. clover = soluble nitrogen factory). The palisades also support the plants in case they momentarily sway downwards because of wind or irrigation water pressure, keeping them stable enough to prevent early stem-snapping.

The palisade style can be done up until one feet, after which it would probably get too dense and shadowing. You could build sparser safety nets against falling  with some string and sticks here and there around the tops of the plants to block their falling attempts a bit. For long species, you need start making big up-right or slightly angled sticks to give your vines and the like something to grab onto. Species without tendrils such as tomato probably need some string to loosely align them with the support and to stop them from bending their lower stems with their top-growth’s weight. The more angled the up-right vertical stick, more stable the supports i.e. the less likely they are to fall or sway themselves. Some angled  cross sticks are required for stabilizing the up-right sticks, especially if you do not have a higher-altitude point to string-connect them to.

Summary: angled stick palisades are very good at supporting short plants and the vertical support structures.

[Gardening] Do Not Buy Fertilizers for Casual Gardening, Make Your Own Fertilizers from Foraged Plants and a Bucket Almost Full of Water

In short, get some live or dead plants and fill half a bucket with them and fill the rest of the bucket with water ( to dissolve and absorb the plant nutrients ) up to 90% full. Any more water and you will be splashing stain-happy liquid around during the use. Mix it once a day to bubble out the decomposing gasses, to hasten the dissolving process.

The there are many kinds of fertilizers for different uses, based on the selection of the plant waste. The most important fertilizer nutrients are nitrogen (roots), phosphorus (fruit & flowers ) and kalium (leaves and stem), shorthanded as NPK fertilizers. Flowering/fruiting plants benefit from phosphorus fertilizer ( e.g. flower & grass waste ) and the leafy ones benefit from potassium aka kalium and nitrogen (generally very big plants, preferably with roots ). Optionally, you can plant clover to increase the nitrogen in your soil. It is a small plant and will not interfere with your other species, making it a super useful companion plant.

For most leafy plants, there is a really good plant to fertilizer-dissolve: stinging nettle. The caveat with it is that its fertilizers contain too much minerals such as iron for gentle, slow-growing, sensitive species such as tomato. Stinging nettle is an omnipresent species that grows even in sandy wastelands. Stinging nettle fertilizer is extremely potent for any species that can take its nutrients.

You can use the “tea” from your fertilizer bucket as a substitute for your irrigation water. That helps your thirsty annual plants to not run out of minerals before the cropping season ends.

P.S. If you plan to keep gardening and irrigating plants in winter i.e. past october in four-season regions, you should stockpile a couple cube meters of plant waste to keep your irrigation business going.  That should be enough even for a large plantation. Package it with tons of newspapers and/or cardboard to minimize staining and smell issues.

[Gardening] Monster Radish Trunk, Early Green Bush Bean Seeds, etc.

[ 1. The radish land root trunk, very tree-like and rock-hard, 2. green bean seeds from perished plants { they only have single fully-developed seeds because of genetic survival selection for most healthy offspring production } , 3. a late stage, flowering radish starts creating these grabby barbs from both the stem AND LEAVES, yes, leaf barbs, it is super original , 4. some full bloom radish flowers and 5. those very thin, pointy cucumber leaves near the flower bases are a late-stage-only structures, as usually the leaves are more box-like and wide, like maple leaves. ]

[Gardening] Perfect Grow Lights Are Bare Bulbs

I was dead wrong about covering the bulbs with colored paper. That covering pretty much eliminates all the productivity offered by that lamp plant-growth-wise. Just use bare bulbs and remember to slightly increase the water of the enlightened plants as they need more water-borne nutrients to sustain themselves when they grow more. Also, the proximity of the bulb can dry up the soil a bit. I recommend buying a floor lamp or two as they are not limited by the amount of ceiling lamp sockets and you can place them closer to the plants’ height level on the floor.

[Gardening] There Is No Such Thing as Self-Supporting Plants, Always Do at Least Sparse or Token Plant Supporting

I have been dealing with bush beans, a self-supporting variety and many other species from potato to tomato. Every single one besides weeds  and weed-like light flowerers, tend fall and never up. Or, they get dragged down by another supposedly self-supporting and thus stiff plant and the whole plantation goes down. Actually, I’ll post a picture of my bush bean travesty to make the point.

This is especially important in dense and big plantation farming as you cannot take care every single one individually and the plant knots involved in the takedowns get very big and complex. If you try to help fallen down plants afterwards, branch snapping fatalities are guaranteed. Oh yeah.

My recommendation is to at at least some supports such as these simple 1-penny BBQ wood sticks and loosely bind a plant every 10 cm or so. That is token supporting. If you really care, support stick every single plant you do not want risk losing, though you will lose some of them any. Keep the binding string loose to avoid damaging the branch or tensing it up to the snapping point.

With at least some supported plants acting as sentinels for others, one falling plant gets supported by the sentinel chain and actually can become supported itself as its own fall is stopped. That is massive improvement from the everybody-dies scenario. Even pressure-free watering droplets can tilt a non-tree-like plant half the way towards complete fall-down.

Support everything that matters. The sticks cost only a penny, i.e. the cheapest part of home plant farming. You can only lose by skipping it. A pack of 100 barbecue sticks costs only 70 cents here and I can even tape shorter or torn ones together to form as long support sticks as I want. Also, unlike the wooden cross-supports, thin sticks have practically shadowing effect, making  them pretty much issue-free and your number one way to support things. Also, remember to use string. Some times you can support big plants by tying them to big object high up even without support sticks.

What ever you do, never forget supporting your plants, pre-emptively.

[Gardening] How to Make Your Own Cheap-as-Dirt Grow Lights

Steps:

  1. Skip past commercial grow light products that have next to nothing separating them from your every day room lights. Use what cheap bulbs you you have for common room lighting and opt for the maximum energy-efficient LED lights whenever you can, though use up your old ones unless they are those super inefficient 40 W or 60 W tiny bulbs.
  2. Get some floor lamps and place them in the middle or above of the plantation. Try to shade it as little as you can with the shader while not leaving it so open that you get regular eye flash irritation just from accidentally looking at its general direction.
  3. Ceiling lamps, floor lambs, wall lambs, scaffold lambs — use what ever you can to get the light to your light-starved plants. Keep in mind that small 14W LEDs have very small effective radius, so you should get more of them rather than few bigger ones. Big ones are vastly less effective because of the heat dissipation of the LED technology as far as I know.
  4. Keep it cheap. 8h of extra light per day is enough, as plants sleep about 8h and your extra light is probably wasted electricity. Do not expect miracles as sunlight is much more intense and higher quality for the plants than the artificial light. Know your limits and cut corners when it seems reasonable.
  5. Different plants have different light requirements. Light is the biggest single life element for plants, so do not expect understand it completely just from a couple bullet points and experiments on a limited number of species. Stay humble and keep collecting experience.

[Gardening] Preserving Your Sun Shine Vulnerable Windowsill Watermelon Plantations with Red i.e. Flowering & Fruiting Promoting Tissue Paper Transparently Taped onto the Window

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[ Over 90% of the jagged watermelon leaves are already burned, yet the these stunted growth plants keep trying to survive. I finally decided to let them… FIGHT IN SHADE for once. After all, Spartans look strongest with red colour on them. ]

[Gardening] Ultimate Indoor Gardening Advantage: Ceiling Lamp Hook for Support Holding

[ 1. A look on surprisingly vertical stick supports, 2. a closer look on the ceiling support string tied to the sticks and 3. a typical ceiling lamp setting with a hanging-useful hook in the middle. ]

Bluntly put, you can permanently stabilize your sticks indoors by tying a string from them to the nearest ceiling lamp hook. Just leave it slack enough so to avoid both pulling the string and the hook too much and, most importantly, to avoid accidentally, brutally unrooting the supported plants from the root base [ read: leads to a certain death ].

That is all. Peace out.

{ Must… resist… hanging jokes. “For trained plant supports only.” 🙂 }

[Gardening] How and Why Top Cropping Plants Suck the Soil Dry in a Single Crop Cycle

[ 1. Washed-up cucumber root networks by the base of a five-foot cucumber plant and 2. the visible top-soil root networks nowhere near the host cucumber plant ]

In short, robust plant species such as cucumber will absolutely suck the soil dry of key nutrients including nitrogen, phosphor and potassium aka kalium, underlining the importance of NPK fertilizers in professional farming. The soil will generally not produce a second crop after producing the fruit and the seeds, which is exactly why these species tend to be single-year aka annual species as there is not enough nutrients left for the second year.

My advice about dealing with the nutrient depletion is to, at least in non-professional extent, to change the soil for the second crop cycle instead of buying expensive fertilizers. The expression “dirt cheap” is not a coincidence and as long as you have time and effort available to take out and dump the nutrient-depleted oil soil somewhere proper (e.g. a compost pile) , you can take advantage of the dirt cheap sod and dirt and get the replacement soil. Even I could get a 40-liter i.e. 1.5 cubic feet, 35-pounder fresh soil bag for just a couple of bucks.

Do not buy the grossly overpriced market stuff. Stores with major garden departments and storage for soil usually sell it for a proper price. Some hardware stores and hypermarkets tend to have discount campaigns, during which the soil is finally properly priced. A couple dollars for a massive bag is the price point you are looking for. The alternative is to buy some animal dung for cheap to enhance the old dirt for the same effect, though it tends to be more expensive than buying new cheap soil.

As you can see, the plants like cucumber and bean build soil-saturating root networks. It has thicker higher-tier branches and narrower hair branches down to just root hair for taking in the nutrients. What this produces in practice is a massive nutrient siphon effect every time you provide even token watering to the soil patch as the water flows nutrients towards roots.

Modern potato and maize aka corn varieties are so demanding about their nutrients that they practically require fertilizing for extra nutrients as they they tend to grow too fast for their lack-luster root growth to not have complications such as death. On the other hand, if they survive and manage to establish proper root-saturation, they will absolutely suck the soil dry of especially green-parts-vital kalium and also the root-important nitrogen.

[Gardening] Beginning of a Cucumber Fruit etc. Photos

[ 1. Young cucumber fruit with the withering flower still attached to the fruit-forming base, 2. a weed #1 with unusual, soft spike flowers, 3. weed #2 with jagged i.e. grabbing-for-support style leaves and 4. alpine strawberries finally in non-microscopic size i.e. about 60% there when it comes to flowering and fruit production ]

WEEDS? OOH YEAH! There is nothing you can do about it. I will grow anything that looks funny enough. I will even grow dinosaurs if I want to.

[Gardening] Shine / Burn Zone , Bright Zone and Dead Zone Radiuses

[1. Shine Zone: citrus basil, 2. Burn Zone: watermelons, 3. Bright Zone: tomato and carrots, 4. Dead Zone: tomato striving while radish is dying, 5. Dead Zone: tons of dead radish in fresh, non-dry soil far away from 12′ away from the window]

Sunlight is the king importance to plants. Fast-growing plants such as radish die even in relatively well-lit, indirect light zones dubbed Dead Zones, though slower ones such as tomato and herbs survive in it and Streptocarpus strives best in it. Bright zones introduce stunted growth in farmed crop species and shine zone either burns ( sharp, saw-tooth-leafed species e.g. watermelon) the leaves or makes them grow much bigger if they can take the shine in. In practice, the window sill area for viable growth is very limited and any space not regularly bathed in shine is not worth the effort.

In practice, outside everything place not shadowed by trees is Shine Zone, inside the closest 2′ from the window is Shine / Burn Zone, the next 2 to 3 ‘ are Bright Zone and 5’+ is Dead Zone as per my experiment data.

[Gardening] Potato Is a Big Dog Plant

Kuva0432.jpg[Potatoes doing some space expansion and taking over.]

If you have seen how big dogs behave, you know what it means. Bluntly put, unless potato finds a spot with a shine-grade sunlight, it will keep expanding, elongating and moving around with its massive plant trunks, knocking over and shadowing everything in its path. If it does not reach a sunny-enough position, it might wither all of the leaves in a single main branch completely if it feels like it, mostly on the darker side. It has tons of main branches — tubers are sporadic, violent growers like that.

The full scale of the plant is nigh-impossible to convey. If you take a full picture, everything looks small. If you take a close-up, it does not show many single overall aspect of the plant. The branches are 0.5″ thick at the base and 4.0′ long. In the picture, it looks like a damn dandelion. BTW, the box measures are 2.0′ x 2’5 i.e. nothing small. The only thing small are the marigold growing underneath the hulking branches.

Potato does not need any looking after as it pretty much does whatever it feels like. In practice, it might sprout in a couple of days or it might sleep for three weeks doing nothing and then make a move just to see if they can sneak half a dozen foot-longs out in the daylight without you noticing. This playfulness is very similar to how shrooms operate — maybe they are related in an evolutionary way, with gene exchange and the like.

These food production potatoes [ read: I picked the potatoes from the for-eating grocery section ] are probably gene-edited to the max, so some additional mushroom genes would not surprise me ( or shrooms absorbing potato genes ). If you do not already know that plants actually move a lot stationarily, you will learn it if you play with potatoes. You could say it is a pet plant of sorts. Try to not mess too much with it or it might eat you. After all, it is hungry ( for shine-grade intense at least sunlight at least ) just like your everyday big dog.

P.S. That brown stuff is soil mushrooms. I just LOOOOVE have the spores in my breaching air. Seriously though, they are harmless if not beneficial and help me to convert this half-raw, $2 compost soil into something half-way useful to anything beyond the low-maintenance herbs, weeds and ” pet dogs.” You just need to remember to mix the dirt afterwards or your plants might get exterminated by root blockages. The shroom hyphae pretty much can have its way with any roots it comes in contact with, so you need to even the odds by gently decimating them all by breaking the hyphae soil blocks. The shroom roots make the soil a bit taffy-like that you can fix by crushing the whole thing.

[Gardening] Cucumber,Watermelon and Green Bean Flowers

[ From left to right: cucumber, watermelon and green bean flowers (pods?). I also had a magenta radish flower for a day before caterpillars completely ate it. ]

It seems that the more punishment the plant takes, the earlier the flowering phase will be. Some sources claim that this is a universal tendency with flowering plants. My radish and watermelon sure have taken plenty of damage.

[Gardening] Three Planting Strategies Comparison & Best Applications for Each of Them

 

[From the left: 1. sparse planting, 2. dense planting and 3. sparse cluster-planting {a bad i.e. too thick example}, nicknamed “staked cluster planting” ]

1. Dense planting ( w/ less than  2 cm / 1 inch between laid seeds ):

+ Does not require much space and can be done even in plastic cups

+ Very easy to keep tidy because of the little amount of the staining soil required

+ Some small plants prefer this because of the low-cover-short-support-plants combo, e.g. small bush plants

-Gets impossible to take care of and protect from the pests in even medium boxes

-The increased sprout loss because of root and shadowing related reasons, especially with complex, soaring plants

-Do not companion plant with shadowing aka densely leafing plants such as basil.

-You cannot pick and crush caterpillars if they infest you plant because of the ton of cover for those underleaf-hiding living planticides , also a personal inspiration for discarding this planting style

Applications:

  • Throw-around seed planting method
  • Small-seeded plant varieties, especially turnips
  • Hobby planting, e.g. watching things grow
  • Window-sill aka flower-pot planting, with limited planting space available
  • Herb farming
  • Small-seeded and cheap species with small leaves
  • “Sacrifice planting style” i.e. cull the edges and the middle space by eliminating the weakest plants if not replanting them to a spare box
  • For thin-leaf-profile bush-type variants
  • In larger plantations, very effective for sunlight ignoring species like dill and chives, stinging nettle seems to grow very well even when shadowed and almost never withers its shadowed leaves unlike most economically significant species.

2. Sparse planting ( w/ over 12 cm / 5″ between laid seeds )

+ Maximizes the sunlight and the growth per sprout

+ High seed growth rate from minimal rooting issues

+ A lot of vacant space for the plant to build its massive root networks, especially important for big-seeded beans and other legumes

+ The most practical planting style for high-production commercial plant farming (they use stringed-together pre-grown/greenhoused young plants and a planting trailer (for a tractor) that takes

+ Makes de-weeding and de-pesting easy as those things are easier to spot and pre-emptively eliminate with stuff like mulch

+ Sparseness makes the spreading of plant diseases a non-issue and makes it easier to collect data about the nutrient state of specific parts of the field by inspecting the growth of the plants on it ( with comprehensive root networks probing their dirt patches )

-Planting takes a lot of time because of the space management and the ton of soil-preparing work required for just a tiny amount of seeds

-Planting dirt-cheap seeds this way such as basic herbs or Brassicaceae / radish this way is a colossal waste of time.

-Small-seeded i.e. slow-sprouting ones become very vulnerable to leaf-eating caterpillars when planted this way as entire plantation can get de-leafed and exterminated in just a couple of hours

Applications:

  • The meticulous, one-by-one finger-planting method
  • Greenhousing rare plants, i.e. farming them under particularly controlled conditions
  • Big-seeded plant varieties such as corn
  • Fruit-bearing species, heirloom species (that tend to be extra sensitive to diseases)
  • Double-seed planting to not have empty spots even if one seed dies or grows at a stagnated rate
  • Valuable or low-quantity seeds
  • Potatoes and other big tubers. Those things can easily take over even wide and deep soil boxes.

 

3. Sparse cluster planting ( w/ over 12 cm / 5″ between the CLUSTERS of laid seeds )

+ Very resistant to seed related issues

+ Planting is very easy and fast as you do not need to cover every inch and can plant a whole bunch of seeds at once

+ Very easy to take care ( e.g. fast to water few dense patches ) of and protect

+ Managing supports and re-positioning leaves and branches is quick-and-easy [note: leaves get messed up all the time just from watering, the bush beans especially so ]

-Might be too tight for some frail and big species such as watermelon

-The increased risk for root blockage and competition by adjacent sister plants still remains

-Big-seeded species lose their fast initial rooting advantage in this planting style and can even cause massive root blockages very early on if bunch-planted, big seeds are too good for this

Applications:

  • Pinch/bunch aka amass-a-bunch-and-press-to-the-dirt seed planting method
  • Trap plants such as radish and other Brassicaceae that you need to de-pest from things like plant-threatening cabbage looper caterpillars. The space in between the clusters helps with finding the underleaf pests and enables you to gently shake the whole branch cluster without damaging the leaves to drop and locate the hiding leaf-eater worms.
  • The support-requiring soaring plants such as cucumber. The one stake close to the plant bunch can support them all and save you a ton of work and minimize the supports’ shadowing effect, maximizing the crops somewhat
  • For the people who get tired of staking and de-pesting [ a guess: almost everyone ]
  • Small-seeded i.e. grain seeds such as alpine strawberry
  • You can spread out the tall bush species by using the stakes to maximize the sun light and to not over-shadow the possible companion plants

 

Off-topic: Like usual, I feel quite drained after extracting the list from my top-of-the-mind expertise and experience and probably left out a ton of stuff. Generally, it is not a good idea to fix writings, I am afraid. No one really cares besides you and by changing things you break the initial impression for no gain, see the Han Shot First meme about Lucas making his vain movie re-edits. People like you because of the rough stuff you make, not the polishing that is essentially for clarity and audience-catering. Speaking of catering, I am hungry & have a decimated [ I love these destruction adjectives 🙂 ] turnip box to dense-plant marjoram in, among many things.

Off-topic supreme: Man, it takes hours to compile these stupid lists. No wonder I make no money in general. Caring about information is not a pathway to wealth and glory. Man, I would have acted out my early years (30 or so ) so much differently if I knew that. Then again, the employers would have seen my natural anti-bitch mentality and hired bigger shills instead for the jobs that ultimately do not matter. Comic book characters throwing fireballs out of their fists in King of Fighters 2002 Unlimited Match are more genuine than that fake crap. Oh well, I am still 102% fine.

[Gardening] Ventilate Well or You Cotton Garment Will Get Molded

In short, I have a well-isolated place that stays in 25+ C / 77+ F even when the outside is about 15 degrees less. On an especially cold days, a ton of the air moisture compresses into water drops and causes cotton clothes to grow a ton of mold overnight. The dryness of the cloth does not matter. This is because cotton is a self-decomposing substance that is constantly breaking down and those broken off, tiny organic particles trigger the feeding mechanism of the mold spores. This why wool clothes are untouched by the phenomena, mostly because they can absorb and contain a huge volume of moisture without becoming surface-moist, making them too dry for spores. Polyester and other non-organic things do not grow mold, period.

All this despite having the heaters off or as low heat as possible. I have nicknamed the place Greenhouse for obvious reasons. It is a very interesting place to live in. There are some ventilation pipes in a closet room and a bathroom, though they do not do much heat-wise. Most of the gas exchange clearly happens through the sides of the front door. If you really are stupid enough to want to keep frail cotton materials around, you need to open your ventilation holes enough so that the air moisture and the heat stays low.

Off-topic: Seriously, buy wool clothes if you can. As a rare clothes power-user, cotton, especially denim cotton, barely lasts months in regular use. I got some expensive-tier Calvin Klein jeans for free and they started to broke down i.e. make huge holes in record time i.e. three months. $0.20, 80% polyester sock cloth is indestructible in comparison. Its cotton part might break away, though the polyester frame will last for years if needed to. F**k cotton. It is worthless. I only use cotton clothes that I find for free. You would be surprised how much jeans and shoes people dump into the condominium trash sites on a regular basis.

[Gardening] Mushrooms Grow Super Fast in High Moisture Climate

Kuva0416.jpgI need to get rid of this thing. It is developing super fast. All this growth probably happened in less than 24 hours. I need to go dump this thing outside before it spores up the air. I have enough of that stuff already. This is probably a remnant of the tiny amount forest soil I collected many months ago and stuffed corners with. Now I have to go dump it outside and get some Brassicaceae seeds (radish-turnip-rutabaga). A couple of those larvae have been eating my tomato plants. The good news is that I have destroyed almost 90% of the seeding adults. The idea of using caterpillars for pruning was extremely bad.

[Gardening] Clustered Edgeless Sparse Open Seed Laying

In short, plant as if you would into a soil patch outside i.e. let the plant be in the middle, surrounded by plenty of non-planted space for the plant cluster to conquer with leaves and to get wild and lavish.

Spreading seeds equally is not usually a good idea. Foliage cover kills efficient growth and the sprouts at the edges ALWAYS become the cover and effectively stagnate the growth. You cannot just plant one seed for maximum growth as it might randomly die of root rot two or even five weeks in, utterly destroying your progress and wasting your plantation box usage. The compromise is to plant a thick, limited cluster of seeds in the very center of the planting spot and let it grow. This also simplifies watering a lot and lets the center parts root the whole soil volume most effectively without edge plant roots blocking the strongest plants from growing faster.

I have killed a lot of caterpillars. The average size of an encountered larvae has shrank noticeably and the foliage damage rate has been reduced. A thickly planted bench is nigh impossible to hunt ‘pillars at. As a consequence of clearing the the radish plants, the casualty rate could be 70%. I will be replanting some turnips and radish very soon. For some strange reason, my big-seeded French Breakfast radish plantation is untouched. If it gets infested, I will be moving it around a bit and culling the green-strings to the MAX with my Super Deadly Pincer Crush special moves. My fingers are so stained with pheromone-concentrated worm fluids that flies tend to be attracted to them even after washing them several times.

The looper larvae cannot tell the difference between radish, rutabaga and radish, so they are all equally targeted by them. This means I can get the small-seeded four-digit turnip or rutabaga seed bag for less than a dollar and be good. I am going to check out some the couple stores that have those things. I am also going to get a handful of potatoes to seed some of the exterminated Brassicaceae i.e. cabbage-like species’ plant boxes.

[Gardening] Caterpillars the Final Boss and the Guide to Crushing Caterpillars to Extinction

 

UPDATE: GREEN CATERPILLARS AND THEIR ADULT CABBAGE LOOPER SEEDERS: KILL THEM ALL. I GOT TONS OF MY TURNIP AND RADISH SPROUTS COMPLETELY DE-LEAFED IN PLACES I NEVER HAVE HAD ANY CATERPILLARS BEFORE, JUST BECAUSE I DESTROYED THEM IN TWO PLACES. THESE EXCREMENT PILES MOVE FAST AND EAT EVERYTHING IN JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS. I AM GOING TO END THEM ALL BEFORE THOSE F-ERS TOUCH MY FRENCH BREAKFAST RADISH. THE GREEN, STICKY LOOPER FLUIDS WILL BE SPILLED UNTIL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEIR SPECIES IS VIOLENTLY VANQUISHED. I HAVE ALREADY KILLED HUNDREDS OF THEM. THE ADULTS ARE QUITE DURABLE IN THE FACE OF MY ROLLED NEWSPAPER AND F-ING STAIN THE PLACES BLACK WHEN I HIT THEM. WELCOME… TO DIE, LOOPER SCUM! NOW I NEED TO GO DEFEND THE LAST REMAINING TURNIP SPROUTS AND TO SATISFY THE LOOPER BLOOD GODS SOME MORE.

Fleas and flies are nothing to the mighty radish. Caterpillars are and they will quickly defoliate (aka remove leaves from)  plants in mere weeks. They eat more of the leaves than the smaller eaters, all the way to the stems. One particular plantation has only ONE (1) mature leaf left that is not half eaten. Clearly I needed to start exterminating the ‘pillars.

Caterpillars come from many kinds of complex insects including butterflies and cabbage loopers. Mine are looper ones. Unfortunately, I discovered that they are attracted to the sweet smell of their ‘pillars, live and dead alike. In practice, in the proximity of its worms, the adult, winged loopers become super-docile to the point of you being able to grab them. If you know how difficult it is to grab winged insects besides dumb fly ants, this is a big change. Even weirder, one of them landed on the hand stained with the fluids of dozens of crushed spawns. Even bugs become perverse when procreation hormones kick in. Apparently the sweet fluids attract other bugs too such as flies too. You could use the caterpillar fluids to attract flies towards your flowers. That is the power of super concentrated radish, I guess.

I concluded that even a small box had hundreds of caterpillars. I now have two bigger boxes that I need to do some extensive bug-crushing with. Here is my detailed looper-crushing guide for small-scale bench clearing. For any bigger DENSE plantations ( i.e. over one m2 or over 30 plants ), buy some insecticide as you would be there there crushing the ‘pillars for days as their numbers would start to approach four digits. Anything with four digits is extremely straining. Using insecticide on the radish is reasonable as the underground payload is not sprayed and you most likely are not going to eat the generic bland-tasting leaves. Especially if you plant outside.

Manual Bug Crushing Guide Tailored for Cabbage Loopers:

  1. Lightly rub your palm and fingers against the underside of a leaf to blindly get most pest bugs out. Crush any bugs that fall onto your hand before you move on to make sure they will be dealt with.
  2. Look for danglers like loopers that float under the leaf if you make them lose the grip to it. Collect the danglers and crush them between your fingers to save yourself from messing with containers these fast-moving bugs tend to escape from anyway. Know that loopers can move almost cockroach-fast when messed with. You won’t catch them if they fall onto the ground and start running. Kill them before they figure out that you are going to.
  3. Check the underside of the leaf and when you find a leaf-eater at work, put your fingers pincer-like on the both sides of the leaf and crush it against the leaf. This will not damage the sturdy radish leaf if you avoid ripping it, making it a safe and secure way to kill those little parasite spawns.
  4. Prioritize both big semi-intact leaves  – usually a ton of young loopers to end early – and heavily damaged ones – house the big looper larvae that do most of the major leaf damage to your radish, your radish will not recover before these big targets are dead and gone. Either way, check every leaf and the ground to maximize the damage. Smallest ones you can ignore if they are too much work to grab and you can decimate them later when when they grow up a bit. You will know where to find them later i.e. the undersides of ANY leaves, even the half-withered and severed ones.
  5. Kill everything you can. If you want to go pro and  eliminate the root cause, kill the greyish flying adults too. Get a fly swatter i.e. a rolled newspaper. I swear these things lay eggs constantly , based on the huge variation of the larvae size. You will save yourself a lot of work later down the line if you keep killing any kinds of cabbage loopers you find.
  6. If you want to use the cabbage loopers to do your pruning for you, let them half-eat your biggest obstructing leaves until the sunlight can reach the soil again. After that, exterminate them all. You will not find them all, though killing all of the big larvae aka caterpillars should greatly diminish the unwanted leaf-eating. Repeat whenever the caterpillars start to get to the visible size again. For best results, eliminate the lower-level leaf infestations especially clearly so that the shadowed plants get the best chance to finally grow up and have any chance of producing payload. Loopers like to eat the lower level leaves once the leaves start to sunlight-starve. CRUSH THEM ALL.

Personally, I would not mind a few, cute loopers eating my radish, though the dozens of radish-attracted flying loopers constantly seeding more wormies to extinct my radish (and possibly other, more vulnerable species once the trap species is gone), I need to do some crushing. Farming is clearly not suited for fundamental Buddhists. Besides the pest-disliked herbs species like dill, I think.

My cucumber flowers are starting to full bloom soon and I already have one mature flower. Watermelon are either not far behind or getting its leaves burned-and-dried by too much sunlight. I suggest investing in some protective foam or stuff if you plant watermelon, to regulate the intense sunlight. It might like the shine, but definitely cannot take it, no matter how much you water it. For comparison, radish can take direct shine with no problems. Tomatoes are slow and behind as usual.

[Gardening] Opened Cucumber Flower

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These fruiting species flowers are much simpler than the ones of the decorative flowering plants. I have my Streptocarpus aka cape primrose with yellow flowers and those fluffy flower leaves are not as interesting. That is a worthless opinion, so do not make any important decisions based on it.

I know the coerced self-pollinating trick with a brush, so the flowering part will not last long. The entertaining part comes right after the brief flowering part is over. My surviving cucumbers are a thickly planted mess and I expect a couple branches to snap once the fruit-bearing starts. Sure, the fruit grow mostly on the ground. Let us just say that right underneath the big cucumbers are the young tomato plants. Something is going to get crushed no matter what. I am going to document the destruction. The specific cucumber variety ( Rhensk druv ) makes short cucumbers, which limits the massive destruction potential somewhat.

[Foraging] Idiot Prepares Wild Stinging Nettle for Good Eatin’

I am in a hurry, so here’s the from-foraging-to-eating guide.

  1. Find the stinging nettles around fertile wastelands and sunny roadsides. Avoid touching the main branch that is very spiky, the leaf branches and leaves, not so much. Whatever you do, do not scratch the stung skin parts. This will spread the responsible & contained histamine, increasing the irritation ten-fold (at least). Your body can deal with histamine with antihistamine and will probably make you immune to the irritation with more antihistamine secretion if you do this kind of nettle leaf harvesting often. So get yourself about a pound / 0.5 kg / a couple liters of nettle leaves. Just rip the leaves off the stems. You cannot eat the stems without specific, arduous preparation.
  2. Get a heat-enduring container and stuff the leaves there.
  3. Heat up about a liter / two pints of water to the boiling point and dump it onto the leaves. Try to compress the nettles with a tool to get the fluids out of the leaves. A cabbage-like smell should saturate the air.
  4. Put a lid on the container (optional) to get the most out of the water heat.

You can use boiled nettle leaves for a lot of stuff. Unlike cabbage, they are extremely flavourful and do not lose their flavours completely when heated. That makes nettle useful for bakeries and stuff that requires a flavour source. Nettle delivers. It also works as tea (the most common use), though I am going to use it for bread, pizza and stuff like that. I am going to harvest it like a boss pretty soon. Stinging nettle is probably the best and most widely available wild crop-species (the leaves are crop-level goods) out there. Two million thumbs up.

P.S. The last pictures detail my use of cut nettle leaves as a cocoa drink extra component. Man, it works even there. Meaty i.e. clumpy cocoa is already the king of nourishing beverages and adding the minced nettle makes it much better. Stinging nettle leaf mince is a great addition to probably most dishes out there.

[Gardening] Potato Multisprouts and Yellow Cucumber Flowers

[Potatoes (left) grow multiple sprouts ENDLESSLY from a single tuber, hence there is no “killing the main branch” with them and they are very difficult to kill even in bad climate. Also, they constantly grow side tubers with their extra nutrients.]

Frankly, I do not care if the cucumbers live or die at this point. They are too much work to be fun to mess with. Regardless, they seem to be striving and two biggest ones are already developing flowers. I might as well go all red with my lighting shading to slightly accelerate flowering/fruiting.

I am going to collect some stinging nettle for tea consumption. The public wastelands  are ripe with that stuff already.

I am going to plant some potato and stiff herbs (e.g. chives) into the fungus-exterminated spinach and radish boxes. They are completely overtaken by fungi, so I need something with good roots. Especially common basil seems to be particularly fragile and extermination-prone, which is why I will never plant it again (until I change my mind or I get some salvageable seeds for free, of course). I will not stoop down to plant dill, though, as that stuff spreads like a Stage 4 cancer and gets even wilder when pruned. I am going to pick up some new seeds when I buy some groceries today. That will start Batch 6 plantations. For the record, most of the recent, surprise exterminations are from Batch 4.

I have thin-boxed into some plantation expansions. I still need to move my tras– raw materials around to free up a couple m2s. I need to leave room and supplies to facilitate the eventual transplantation of the thin boxes. Otherwise the plants will stagnate in growth after just a couple of weeks. The lack of depth is the killer in terms of root growth and the synergizing nutrient collection.

[Gardening] Sprouts Are Growing up

[ Four-inch cucumber and radish leaves ]

Stuff’s growing, despite the radish leaf-eating. It is very clear that the bugs do not like the radish located near the disliked herb plants such as dill. Those radish are barely touched by bugs.

I am continuing my efforts to plant spare seeds into the sparsely planted /  vacated boxes. Some species have not been mentioned much recently for that reason. For the record, the alpine strawberries are one of the slowest growers I know — many weeks later they are still tiny sprouts. That must be the combination of being an alpine species and a small-seeded one i.e. grows roots super slowly. I have no idea about how my crushed anise is doing as I did not mark it well. So stuff is growing so well that it does not matter that there is still no lady bugs out there because of the late spring of mid-May.

Now you have had your moment of optimism. Next time we will return to my favourite topics of death, pestilence and mushrooms. Just kidding. There is only one or two boxes with very iffy future prospects based on how the plants are acting i.e. di… umm, choosing unorthodox growth strategies.

[Gardening] Shrooms Reign Supreme

[ The photo emphasis is on the vast amounts of DEAD radish and citrus basil sprouts. ]

Here is some evidence how still-decomposing soil is terrible for new sprouts and only the most robust plants can strive in it. For example, stinging nettle. That plant can find the little patch of soil among infertile sand and still manage to grow a big plant there. I feel like making some nettle tea. Not the mild fertilizer one, my shrooms indicate I have already plenty of fresh organic stuff. That grey solid part is made of sedimented spores. The shroom itself is normally WHITE, only the dusty spores are yellowish brown.

Honestly, I collected the above data to sneak in my mundane expansion of turnip and thyme plantations. In thin boxes, of course, to make it hard to infest for fungi and leaf-eaters. I want to take advantage of the 21-hour light time days. After all, sunlight is the source of all growth. I’ll keep planting my mostly tuber seed stockpiles. I have not updated the seed catalogue recently.

Oh yeah. My cucumbers are getting a bit tall, almost 3.0′ / 90 cm. Maybe I will document something not-dead next time. 🙂

[Gardening] Poorly Composted Soil Is Very Bad for Plants

I am sure I have fungus growth related seedling fatalities. From my soil observations, there is two ways things are made to die.

1) Physical obstructing by hyphae fungus root networks and

2) moisture withholding .

The soil with a lot of fungus hyphae can feel moist because the hydrophobic hyphae hairs trap water droplets to the very top parts of the soil, just bellow the surface and above the roots of even most short-rooted plants. This will greatly benefit the fungi that will rapidly dry-compress and die once the moisture levels drop to the usual levels. Seedling root deaths are most common around patches of mushrooms, the above-surface for-reproduction parts of fungi. Seedlings are extremely weak to having their roots and soil moisture blocked as they usually have only a couple of root branches to rely on.

To avoid fungi and other root-related seedling casualties, it is best to grow the seedlings in special, limited size soil box. From my experience, small boxes of at most 4.0″ / 10 cm usually are almost void of mushrooms. I have no perfect data on why this happens, though it is most likely the result of thin boxes drying up very fast and often, making it challenging to for a moisture-reliant fungi to successfully maintain rapid fungus growth in.

Fungi are very useful at turning a low-grade box of compost soil into a high-grade one and most likely die soon after the box runs out of decomposable matter. They also attract fungus-eating bugs, most commonly scuttle flies. Some of the flies are leaf miners, though far away from fungus-infested soil boxes, there are little organic gas emissions to attract them. In other words, there are a lot of perks in small-box planting, especially when new seeds are involved.

P.S. Simply watering more is enough to offset fungi’s water-withholding effect.

[Gardening] Marigold Seeds Are Pretty Weird

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A marigold seed looks like a piece of a tree branch. It has one straw-like end and one black sheath with a straw tip. Most seeds that are not fruit-shelled have parts specifically tailored for flying to maximize the spread of the species. I call them flying seeds. Most likely the straws improve the catching of air vortexes and the sheath increases spinning, making the seed more likely to catch vortexes of significant momentum.

[Gardening] Never Plant Soaring aka Support-Requiring Plants Far From a Directional Sunlight Source: Watermelon Self-Extermination

Kuva0382In short, when a soaring plant positions towards a low-angle sunlight source, it bends towards it and grows, often resulting the main branch snapping and the sprout effectively dying. So if you plant anything like that more than a couple meters away from a window, expect heavy casualties. It is best to put these plants close to the windows and let the less vertical plants without a suicide risk man the background. Outside, none of this matters as sunlight is omnidirectional and these plants grow directly upwards as they should.

I now need to replant stuff into the vacated watermelon boxes. I am thinking of thyme, marigold, potato, turnip and radish. They will be companion-planted like no tomorrow. I want to try that. Also, I also heard that planting thyme and marigold attract very beneficial bugs.

[Gardening] New Soil Workers Recruited

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I found earthworms Bob, George [ a reference to the great video game webcomic ] , Sephiroth and Muhammad. They will be working on the suicided two watermelon boxes, Experiment Box (with Frank who is already working at it) and the massive bush bean one.

As you can tell from the picture, earthworms like (much like snakes) to wrap themselves around one other to conserve moisture and stuff. That is also how this genderless/ omnigendered species ends up mating. They probably do not even notice the exchange of gender cells. Have fun with that mental image.

[Gardening] Pest Control Against Flea Beetles: The Black Plague Options

If you cannot tell, a ton of my main radish box plants look like as if someone unloaded a couple Tommy gun bullet drums at them. Basically, my normal options would be to let the radish die. Nothing else.

I have a ton of heavily-eaten radish leaves. These flea beetles multiply so fast they are very likely to defoliate and kill my radish completely. In the current setting, the radish cannot re-foliage fast enough to take the damage and the bugs keep multiplying at a seemingly exponential rate.  The only practical solution is importing some predators and planting their favourite plants so that they stay around once they get bored of feasting on fleas. Thyme, catnip, marigold and mint seem to be common flea-predator-friendly plants. I would rather plant some extra plants I do not care about rather than losing progress with the existing ones including the low-value radish.

The trap crop term has been mentioned about radish. Another one is mustard.

I am not completely sure what these bugs are, though based on the mechanical leaf damage, small bugs are definitely involved. Good. The smaller they are, the bite-sizable they will be for ladybugs. I am going to go abduct a few of those things. “Pestmageddon” is upon us.

Here is the full evil plan:

1. Plant trap crops to concentrate the pests.

2. Plant some pest exterminators ( once the pests have properly pruned some of the trap crop growth).

3. Grab some pop corn or other munchies and watch some ladybugs rend some bug flesh.

[Gardening] Art of Decoy Planting & Leaf Surgery

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Even indoors plants get infested by leaf-eating bugs. It is inevitable. The best you can do is to plant fast-growing, leafy plants that do not really mind getting eaten. Radish is a great decoy plant as it has a ton of redundant branches with multiple leaves it can lose. As it gets eaten, its leaf profile gets reduced making bugs target less-eaten plants, giving the original one time to regrow its leaves. In practice, a single week in direct sunshine is enough to turn a small sprout into a big-leafed one. Radish is not a very tall plant and goes horizontal after only 10″, making it a great decoy plant for anything besides young tomatoes.

Tomatoes grow so slowly that they get easily shadowed even by severely-eaten radishes, leading to extremely slow growth. Frankly, tomatoes are not worth the trouble and tailoring your plantation around them is most likely going to hamper your results and maintenance efficiency.

I planted more turnips to help desalinate Destruction Box and alpine strawberries to token advance my plantation extra-structuring plan. I staked hundreds of cucumbers and tomatoes to the point of almost running out of stakes. The few remaining old cucumbers ( Rhensk druv ) are heavily assaulted by Downy mildew. A couple of the cucumber leaves look half-rotten despite the plant still being green. I considered cutting the leaves and throwing them into compost, though considering that I never did anything linked to introducing that fungus to the plant, it is most likely in the air and the dirt and it would be too late to do anything about it at this point. I decided to compromise on and cut off the dead parts on the grounds that letting the rot spread is the only active damage right now. I do not need to worry about cutting damage as the leaves are already fully vulnerable at this point.

I do not know if my “leaf surgery” with common scissors is any good, though I am going to record the eventual results later.

[Gardening] Time to Prune-Genocide My Shrooms

Besides the water-hungry corn, I most likely need to cut the shroom growth a bit. That sulfur-like coloring is a fully mature spore pod colony, which will blow out a cloud of spores from even a slightest touch, including water droplets. To keep things manageable and tidy, I need to limit the watering to these plants. I will keep giving the experiment box water because it is more about bacteria than shrooms anyway. I already have enough mature ones to safely assume that the remaining non-infested boxes will get their saphrotrophs via air anyway. The good thing about having a lot of shrooms is that they in many ways slow down the dehydration of the soil, making me less obligated to water them, e.g. by blocking sunlight with the spore pods and catching water droplets with the hyphae aka fungus root hairs. I can take things lazily for a couple days at least,  only watering where the surface soil gets sand dry.

A bonus picture: an all-yellow corn sprout.

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I have no idea why it is like that. Maybe it is a mutation. My best guess is that it has root issues and is late at producing the green chlorophyll.

[Gardening] Introducing My Business Partners Mush & Shroom

The first, brown one came from the high-to-medium-tier soil sacks and the white one came most likely from the low-tier soil. The latter is most likely a simpler mold species. The presence of manure content in its premises is also a home for ‘actinomycetales’ quasi-fungi bacteria type that gradually takes over the manure decomposition by excreting fungi- and bactericides. I do not have to really care what they are as they focused solely on the dead organic waste, meaning they will not have any effect on anything living and antioxidant-rich. Even better, they create conditions most favorable for harmless bacteria, making it even more difficult for harmful pathogen spores to find a place to grow at. Most likely those spores get trapped by the moist, sticky substances the soil devourers create.

Most of my shrooms center around the moist newspaper wrappings. Those things absolutely love the dead wood aka PAPER products. I might throw them some extra papers to munch on if feel like it. That would contribute positively to the nutrient content of their inhabiting soil boxes. Again, fungi cannot harm living cells. Even the rare parasitic ones steal some nutrients without killing the plants. The only problem with molds is that tomato leaf mold is a significant pest that I should not do anything about. I do not feel like pesticiding edibles or salting my plants to death, again.

If the shrooms become a problem to the plants, I can always plant new things such as cheap tubers ( especially turnips ) that the pests do not like at all and that grow well even in salted ground. Herbs ( e.g. dill ) with unique, small leaf types seem to be especially untouched by leaf eaters in general.

[Gardening] Corn Is a Strong Water Emitter

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I have not watered the plant in over 10 hours, yet it still maintains those big water droplets. It is very clear that corn tends to drain a ton of water from the ground to suck in the nutrients needed for its monstrous growth. The water is mostly a particle transfer media. I need to start watering this thing more so that it can do its thing. The guides instruct doing so mostly based on its alleged small roots. I have no other such high-intensity water-emitting plants.

[Gardening] Planting Dried Spice Seeds

I planted some crushed anise seeds. The herbs seem to grow fast and my anise reserve is abundant, so I might as well put some of it into a good use. Anise makes an excellent bread spice even in tiny quantities (for being an aromatic spice).

In other news, 50% of my strawberry boxes have sprouts now. Corn is growing like a super thick weed. I now have two distinct compost mushroom varieties: a brown shroom one and one that likes making white foam, most likely a species of some industrial grade compost mold. The amount of staking work required very soon by cumber and tomato sprouts is mind-crushing.

[Gardening] Finally Some Strawberry Sprouts

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My phone camera ( 2MPx) sucks at capturing small details. The sprout is about 3 mm , twin-seed-leafed one. It is nothing special, just extremely tiny much like other small-seed plants such as tomato. The earlier one indeed was a run-away herb seed. The alpine strawberry took about a week in very warm climate to sprout. I might plant more of it as it is a very small plant and I can fit it in a lot of spaces.

[Gardening] Finally Corn Sprouts

  1. Corn grows pretty slow for a big seed plant. The corn sprout is quite unique in that has a single seed leaf ( i.e. the branch ) much like weed species such as chives. It is funny if know how toughly-built and leafy the mature corn gets.
  2. I swear these bush beans almost grow in darkness. Those massive double-spear leaves were not there last night. These things grow so fast because the big seed nutrients are mainly used for rapid root growing. The roots are much longer than the above-surface plant itself. If I had to guess, the green-to-root ratio is either 2:1 or 3:1. That is how legumes manage to grow fast. For comparison, tomato has 1:5 or less.

New cucumbers have sprouted. I might have a singular strawberry sprout, though it seems too much like a misplaced basil sprout for me to confirm it. The turnip seeds I placed into the cucumber box for soil-improvement purposes have sprouted.

The lesson of the day: if unsure, get the bush varieties of plants. The vine varieties are a lot of work. Sometimes the installed support structures end up constricting the branches and damaging the plant. As a clever, lazy compromise solution, you can use bush plants for support. Simply plant a couple bush beans near the cucumbers and watermelon for them to latch on to. I suggest employing this only during the seed placement phase and placing the beans etc. in the center of the box that usually ends up shadowed and shadowed anyway. I might test this strategy out with my destroyed cucumber+turnip box. That box soil, although slightly salted, still remains the biggest soil deposit I have ( by a margin of 20% ) and I am not going to give it up. The “bush support” is one of the many reasons for why bramble is valuable for transforming poor grasslands into lavish woodlands. The main reason is that they are tough and not seasonal, producing new biomass and flowering very frequently to greatly accelerate the soil enrichment process.

[Gardening] Bush Bean Box

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This is my new bush bean box. I am trying to plant semi-sparsely to see how thick I can pack plants before they fall behind in growth. The seed bag claims crops in 75 days (normally 60 – 65), so the pods should ripen by late July.

With the window still freed, I laid my strawberries alpine there. They have extreneky tiny seeds, so their root formation will most likely take weeks. I guess it will mature in July and become cropping frequently.

Now I need to wait a lot and eventually transplant my tomato cluster boxes into sparse boxes. It might require moving the stuff I have lying around to make the space, which would be an all-round upgrade.

New cucumber, watermelon, rutabaga, black radish, turnip and citrus basil sprouts detected. There are still about a dozen non-sprouted boxes such as corn’s. Just a week later, the look of the farm will be completely different. For example, bush beans might have reached their mature height already. In two weeks there might be a jungle.

P.S. One of the bean sprouts snapped. I frankensteined it together with a lot of box tape and a stake piece for support. It is probably dead, though it would be funny if it kept growing. Maybe it will sprout a new branch inside itself and play ghost.

[Gardening] Harvest-Pruning and The Power of Legume Growth

I planted some alpine strawberry and turnips. That will be it for using new seeds for now. The full scale of my farm is slowly becoming clear to me. I need to come up with a much better plant box placement plan once my tomatoes and other major ones sprout. Currently my average plant age is most likely about a week because of the recent big additions and only 60 % of them have sprouted so far.

I felt up the radish to find some payload i.e. tubers. I might have found one, though they are small and half an inch underground, making monitoring them challenging. To give everyone a chance, I am now going to eat the topmost big leaves. A radish plant multi-branches from the magenta-colored land root, making a loss of an entire branch full of leaves meaningless, especially if those leaves are most likely shadowed and effectively inertified by the adjacent radish if not the leaves of the other branches of the same plant.

So I have started eating some of my plants. Herbs (dill, basil, spinach, chives) are completely ready and over-crowded, so eating them is gainful on every single level. Taste-wise, the greatly more flavorful fresh-picked vs. the dried-up store brand. Spinach and dill have fresh flavors not found in the dried variety. If I was a master chief, most of my spices would be fresh. In fact I would not necessarily even need spices as the fresh ingredients would have tons of flavors on their own.

I tasted plenty of radish leaves. It has a cabbage-like basic low-flavor, with either a grassy [ the young, small ones ] or acidic cabbage branch taste [ the older, bigger leaves ] . I recommend eat-pruning the leaves before they reach the full 1.0″ width as the acid makes the taste less palatable. Prune semi-early, in other words. 0.5″ wide ones were still pretty good.

My bush beans are growing amazingly fast. That is the benefit of being a big-seeded plant. I know understand why they are recommended in most survival farming guides. Get this: in just about 4.0 days, I already have four-inch bean stalks. At this rate they will reach their mature height [ 2.0′ ] in a week. The story Jack and the Beanstalk was clearly inspired by the amazing growth rate of these things. They are an annual species that is fully harvest-ready in 60 days and withers after the harvest.

[Gardening] Over-Watering Foolishness and Fast Growing Beans

 

Pictures (left-first): 1. the replanted cucumber box, 2. the remains of the old cucumber box, 3. & 4. the sprouting French beans

The watering of the salted cucumber box ended up causing a spill to neighboring boxes and utterly destroying the integrity of the original box. I ended up having to transplant cucumbers to a fresh box and changing a whole lot of newspaper water-guards. Oh well, seeds are only about 50 cents a pack, so  a few dying cucumber plants makes no significant difference. Those things were already pruning-ripe long time ago. Now I also know that cucumber roots pretty small, about a cube of 20% of the plant height as a root soil cube length. The soil itself is much more valuable than the plants.

I am pretty much an accidental / disastrous / violent, low-maintenance pruner. Eventually I end up doing something that kills the weaker plants with bad roots, leaving more assets for the remaining strong ones most capable of cropping in the long term.

I decided to cut down on the watering of big, fully sprouted boxes. It turns out that the bigger the container, the more extra moisture it can bank (because of the low surface-to-depth ratio), so I need to water those things less than the small ones, no matter how much more roots they have. Once again, it is all about sunlight that synergizes vapor loss, thus the short boxes lose proportionally more vapor from soil heating. The plant itself does not suck much water from the box, causing the increased water banking in taller boxes. I am going to employ the finger test and only fully water the ones with significant dryness.

My French / bush / string / green beans are growing super fast. I am going to transplant them in a couple of days. I am most interesting in the yet-to-be-sprouted alpine strawberries right now.

I just figured out that I should consider the idea of building leftover boxes out of the prune-bound, under-grown plants. The idea of mixing plants is interesting.

My first radishes are starting to reach ripe diameters. I am going to look into them. They do not seem to plop above ground when they near harvest-readiness, so some excavation is required. I do not want over-mature ones. If I wanted to grow something terrible like that, I would have planted beetroot instead.

[Gardening] NEVER USE TABLE SALT IN THE GARDEN

Only a couple grams of salt and six hours, and my  cucumber is almost completely drained of water because of salt-induced reverse osmosis in the roots. It looks slightly better than originally as I flushed the soil with a lot of water. I think one or two bigger ones recovered in a quarter hour or I misremember.

Salt is the fastest way to dry plants to death. Unless you are preparing weeds in an isolated container with a water and salt, do not use it. I would not use salt even as a drying hastener as the decomposing microbes are greatly hindered (if not killed by reverse osmosis) by it.

Whatever you decide to use, it should never incorporate common salt aka sodium chloride. If you make a mistake, do not panic, keep in mind that it is all about a short-term water loss and that you can greatly alleviate it with copious amounts of irrigation.

Update: Four hours later, it is still bad. I have extensively flushed the roots, added new soil for them and overall dilute the salt in the top soil. I even tried to flush the leaves too, though that is probably useless when the problem is not photosynthesis-related. Fortunately, the bottom of the soil box is finally starting to get moist, which means the salt can finally move down the box without getting stuck by a dry part and further flushing attempts will be much more effective. I am going to add a ton of extra newspapers there so that I can flush even more salt.

Some of the small under-grown cucumbers most likely will not survive the ordeal. Big ones have enough root redundancy, enabling them to drain more water than they lose. Well, I am not going to lose much here. I did learn that the stuffed square formation is not very useful with cucumber as it will form one “leaf wall” line of plants that grow big, leaving the rest stunted and useless. It would be most optimal to get some line-shaped, thin plantation boxes for them so that the rest of the container is not effectively worthless.

I did not learn about pruning here. Hand-planting is still king in terms of avoiding waste and making easily-manageable plant formations. Instead I learned about positioning/placements and shaping, which I will utilize in further hand-planting efforts. This has only reinforced my idea that designing the seed place positions and controlling sparseness and avoiding planting to-be-shadowed positions is a top priority, especially in cropping. Badly or pointlessly placed seeds usually only produce a small seedling and no crops, essentially a nutrient-consuming weed. Farm crops, not weeds, muh bois.

I expect that the plant stems refill with water in two hours after being liberated from the water-sucking salts, as per my earlier experience with flowering plants. The next development will be in about 8.0 hours. I am going to post an update about it.

[Gardening] Base Plant Farm Established

There are about 30 big boxes of soil, which is 1200 liters and 510 kg of soil of various kinds.

As seen as the white dots in the 4th picture, the bush beans have sprouted. I am going to get them big boxes once they mature a bit more.

Now I need to get some extra boxes, maybe one batch of soil if feel like it, some mulch to make “tea” fertilizer out of and red tissue paper for my bulbs to increase the flower power of my planties.

Now, it is time to enjoy my spiced cocoa drink. I will post a my recipe, solid coffee compatible and with extra energy content, no less.

[Gardening] Do-It-Yourself Grow Lights with Cheap Tissue Paper

According to some NASA studies, plants react to light identified by green, blue and red colors. Green is reflected, though somehow important. Blue stimulates the pre-flowering growth phases and red allegedly boost the flowering and crop-building phases.

Most light bulbs are of yellow color that lights up bright walls and that plants ignore. Heavy-duty lights usually employ both blue and red. You could simulate red-blue-green light by loosely taping thin, red & blue tissue paper pieces over the light bulb to produce violet light.

I found a useful page about the effects of the three lights. In short, green simulates shade and discourages plant height growth. Green = bad. Red light promotes plant growth the most, though it promotes flowering parts growth.  Blue light promotes vegetative growth such as leaves and roots. If you only have one paper, using blue is the safest as it boosts resource gathering parts, effectively reinforcing the plant. Get purple tissue paper if you can. https://blog.1000bulbs.com/home/when-to-use-green-grow-lights

Update: for your sanity, please do not use all-red coloring filter. You cannot see anything dark with it. Blue is pretty bright, soft and useful, so you should probably always use half-blue filters to stay on the practical side.

[Gardening] The Right Seed Variety for the Growing Infrastructure

I previously mentioned that you should not pay premium for specific seeds. The point is that there is no seed scarcity, there is only specific, overcharging vendors. As a rule of thumb, online vendors charge the most regardless of the inventory situation as a big chunk of them are dropshippers i.e. middlemen taking their cut at your expense. Buy locally and you are more likely to get discount opportunities when the brick-and-mortar stores decide to refresh their old inventory and heavily discount everything.

Whew, so many words just to recap. You can and should pay a little extra for the seeds if they are of the variety that make farming much more practical, rewarding or easy in your setting. For example, a crop-motivated tomato farmer would enjoy a high-cropping Moneymaker variety of six feet height. A person living in a cramped apartment wanting to farm its first tomato with ease might prefer something like Margot that only grows three feet tall. Lazy builders might want to get bush type tomatoes instead of the most crop-heavy cordon type i.e. branch-splitting ones that require both branch pruning and extra supporting for optimal results. Worry not, they will crop even without care, just slightly less and a little later.

It is often not possible to figure out the traits of the specific variety while you are at the store, so it is a good idea to research the most common varieties before entering, if you care. I personally would gamble and take any seeds as long as the price is reasonable. Considering the minuscule portion of growing costs with the seeds, it is not worth fuzzing over too much. What you should do is to check out what stores sell cheap seeds and get everything that you like. Just do not pressure yourself into farming them all at once. Take your time and farm only the things you really want to gain experience about. You can have some spare containers, seeds and soil in stock for the times you feel like doing a bit more farming work than your seedlings require.

I initially tried to get rid of my seed stock of a carrot and two tomatoes, though none of that was what I truly wanted to farm. Radish and turnips, that is what I wanted to farm. Doing the superfluous extra stuff such as planting carrots, does not further my interests and makes things less fun to do. Though once you know what you do not particularly like, you can do them quite enjoyable with the fitting zero expectations by not investing yourself into their fate. Common farmed tuber plants can usually take care of themselves as long as they get some water every now and then. I am surprised about how well my carrots are doing despite my total lack of care about them. Their split leaves are pretty big already.

Offtopic Q&A: How do I know when to harvest tubers that grow their main root underground? Simple — the tuber will surface for some physics-related reasons and it is usually ready when the colour and the tuber size matches the variety description. With tomatoes, some guides recommend harvesting slightly before it completely ripens. The reason is that the old fruit often gets more watery, less aromatic and more acidic as it starts to prepare itself for being dropped from the plant and rotting on the ground. If the harvestable payload stops growing,  it is half-ready. Expect deviations if your plant root or a majority of its leaves get heavily damaged. Weakened plants produce little to no payload.

BTW, my experiment box seems to have some fungi-like webbing in one above-surface part. Last time that happened with the tomato box, a ton of little mushrooms spawned in just three days. The radish there are growing pretty well and most of them have already sprouted, with the seed leaves dominantly yellow.

[Gardening] Finishing My Plantations

I am soon going to get the last batch of soil required to plant my non-reserved seed stock. I have reorganized my space a bit to make room in the sun shine zone for the plant boxes. Most importantly, once I am done with planting, I am going to take some pictures and count how much soil and plant boxes I have deployed. The numbers are going to be moderately silly. I can always resume planting the reserve seeds and deploy even more stuff. It will be late (I like the results of precise hand-planting  with line-like plant formation and non-clumped plants, an issue that killed a couple of my cucumbers early.

It is going to be late when I am done. Locally, it will be the next day. After all, those alpine strawberry seeds take forever to plant evenly. I am a bit worn-out already, so it will be a slow slog for me with a lot of willpower exercise.

As a side note, I dropped a bunch of rutabaga seeds and ended up half-salad-boxing them into the plantation. I am going to start eating the extra “salad leaves” in case the box gets insanely crowded. For some reason, rutabaga seeds are completely identical with (black) radish and turnip seeds, it is the same brown 2 – 3 mm grain of seed all around. I have a good reason to consider those four species related. I do not care what the official taxonomy states, that thing gets changed and royally re-arranged every couple of years.

[Gardening] Leaf-Destroying Parasite Onslaught out of Nowhere

My maple-leafy cucumbers have at least three types of fungi, bacteria and bugs eating it. I am pretty sure I have powdery mildew and a translucent microbe cultures of the downy mildew. That is the fungi / mold. I probably have bacteria further extending the damage of the mildew-damaged leaf tissue as bacteria spores are everywhere. Thirdly, I have small carved lines and holes in the leaves, which is a mechanical damage of animal origin, most likely small fly species.

Firstly, my radish hosts a ton of small flies. They can eat those as they that “leaf salad” is overly abundant. The cucumber, however, grows very slowly in comparison to the damage rate and the seeds are much more expensive and rare, meaning that a single healthy cucumber leaf is much more valuable than a whole radish plant. The targetting of cucumber is most likely the leaf size and the strong cucumber aroma that the bugs are attracted to.

I have started de-pesting my cucumber.

My guess is that the bottom-quality soil I have been buying recently en masse, is the source of the spores and stuff. I can manage it. I will monitor my tomato plants very closely for pests, as the slow growth rate makes tomato extremely vulnerable to leaf-destroyers in addition to various tomato-specific diseases such as tomato mozaic virus.

Update: I ended up doing more damage to the plants than the pest ever could. Here is a link for info about desalting the soil: https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/garden-how-to/soil-fertilizers/reversing-soil-salinity.htm In short, keep pouring more water to drain the salt and add salt-free new soil on top.

[Gardening] Water Bucket Composts Plant Matter

I came across a handy gardening thread about making diluted fertilizer with just a water bucket, water, dead plant matter and about two weeks of water-stewing time. Here’s the source:

https://permies.com/t/26359/Liquid-fertilizer-weeds-true

There is tons of good info there. E.g. roots yield K, leaves N and fruits P nutrients.

I am going to try this one out. I will put a lot of porous papers to absorb most of the gas emissions. I want to see if I can liquefy the omnipresent, normally worthless leaf mulch. I just need to get myself a cheap bucket.

[Gardener] Gets Eaten by Plants

I planted another five sacks of soil for citrus basil, spinach and black radish. I felt a bit excited about having a beet-sized radish and ended up having two boxes of sparse 48 plants and a third “salad farm” one with about 350. That ups my big box plantation count to almost two dozen and the projected plant count is approaching multiple thousands. Watering is starting take longer, though it is still only 10 minutes. Accessing the plants for watering is not a significant problem yet because of me being able to shoot thin, pressure-propelled water streams from repurposed ketchup bottles.

Once you start having at least semi-mature plants [ usually 20 – 30 days old sprouts ] , the amount of newly generated biomass will start to overtake your expectations. For example, one of my cucumber leaves is comparable to maple leaves and overall that cucumber plantation is already a leaf wall. Although I am a hungry sucker for maximally big projects and doing things big, the big picture of my plantation is that it is already, you guessed it, BIG. I obligated myself to buying enough soil and getting the boxes for planting the remaining plans. Based on the stocked seeds count estimates, I have 1300 miscellaneous seeds, 980 rutabaga seeds  (just one bag) and 1680 turnip ones (one bag). Holy…

The scale of the turnip and rutabaga seeds is godly. You cannot hand-plant anything with over 200 seeds without spending a whole day on it. Now, let us imagine that I somehow fit those turnip plant boxes and they started growing. Turnip, much like radish, grows like crazy on its own. Imagine the effect of 1000 rutabaga seedlings growing in tandem in a closed space — that is how jungles are born. Just imagine the amount of flies they would draw in with their plant gas emissions. My premises already emit special gasses because of the irrigated soil.

I need to manage this jungle before it materializes in bad ways. Alright, I need to plant only a box for both the rutabaga and the turnips and then shelve the remaining seeds to move on to the other stuff. One five-sack soil batch would be turnip-rutabaga-3-cucumber. The following batch: corn-alpine-strawberry-radish-(partial bag)-2-spares (left-overs: 2 radish, rutabaga and turnip). That is already 10 extra soil sacks and a 50% increase in plant boxes. Additionally, I need to have some spare boxes, soil and SPACE left for my pre-sprouting-stage radish and bush beans.

A spoiler, it is going to be busy next three-four days.

The macabre, funny thing about this home plantation is that I might lose even if I win i.e. become a jungle dweller. I am going to need all of my advanced breathing techs to brain-power through this thing. Alright, I probably will not run out of space for plantation boxes. Boxes I can get almost practically infinite amounts of. I DO need to buy a lot more barbecue sticks for staked supporting for my countless young soaring plant sprouts, five 100-packs should do it. I do not have to plant all of the rutabaga/turnip seeds, a single, sparsely-planted sample box for each one is enough. The real bottleneck is my own persistence. Once my inventory is down to the three big seed bags, I will discontinue Batch 4 planting and proceed to taking care of the soaring sprouts and tending to the shallow box radish, bush bean and strawberry. I will keep five spare soil bags  and half a dozen boxes stacked in reserve to facilitate transplanting etc. efforts. That means I need to acquire about a dozen boxes, 15 soil sacks and a bunch of BBQ sticks.

A prepared plan and things in order. Everything’s good, right? Right? Ye– oh no no no NO NO NO! If you analyzed my character even a bit, you know how it will end (if it ever does). You see, I did mention shelving the remaining radish-rutabaga-turnip seeds. I am a the-bigger-the-better kind of a person who does not store anything even technically spoilable. The original reason for farming was that my 2-tomato twins and a carrot pack were about to expire in 2019. Even without spoiling issues, I simply cannot shelve anything I can even technically get over and done with. The dark idea is that I am likely to actually try to plant those radish and turnip seeds. Rutabaga I do not care about because its root tubers taste horrible even at their best, so it might get relegated to being either an overstuffed leaf salad box -er or a filler plant to fill the empty soil spots left by dead seedlings.

I have a special role for my radish seeds. I am going to make another experiment box. Non-urgent plan involves harvesting canine feces, a determined attempt at capturing fungi and, of course, worms. The mud/clay preference from the moisture sheltering makes it quite effortless to find worms near mud pits that are common by minor roadsides.

So yeah. My place is going to get very filled with turnip sprouts. They and Experiment Box #2 will initiate Batch 5. To recap, B1 = (April starts) later-marginalized carrots, B2 = initial tomato, cucumber and watermelon plantations, B3 = first radish and herbs , B4 = (May starts) a ton of new planting because of the available cheap soil such as multiple tomato and watermelon plantations and B5 will be an attempt to stuff my place with one practical self-fertilizer box and and a ton of turnip plant boxes and some radish and rutabaga. My plant farming workload is slowly but surely shifting towards support-building, watering and other plant tending work by B5 and my only approved new acquisition option is a $0.95 orchid plant. I want to get one with especially messed up flower leaf colours. Just look up different orchid photos and you will get what I mean. I wonder if there are black-and-white flowers.

I did find white orchids. Of the messed up variety, I found this one (it looks like a spider):

A random note #1: my batch 2 watermelons (the first ones) have developed the support tendrils much like B2 cucumbers. Based on that schedule, B2 tomatoes will get them a week or two later, or in two-three days during the current heatwave i.e. the shine galore.

[Gardening] My Buggy Plantations

I noticed that I already have multiple types of insects hanging around my plants. I have had tiny common flies for a while, though now I see a slightly more complex ones have arrived and like hanging out at my leafy radish boxes. From my past experience, there is something in the plants that those insects like, such as the abundant shadowing and cover.

In other news, my experiment-worm-fungi-feces-box has already a couple of radish sprouts. BTW, worms cannot digest live plants (as they contain a lot of antioxidants the worm bacteria cannot deal with). I could safely dump a dozen earth worms and only the dead and permanently shriveled up plants would get eaten.

I do not get the stigma with feces as if you grow over-the-ground plants such as chives, there is no contact with that stuff if it is put at the bottom of the soil box. So if there is no plausible contamination chance (as irrigation water only flows downwards), there is only dumb fear. I checked info about cat feces and the fools could not decide if it was decomposable. Ammonium, salts or not, it will break down, proven by the fact that the outside world is not slowly filling with cat manure. Some experts are some nutbags claiming to know everything and not giving a damn if their ideas fook you over.

Trust yourself. Whatever info you need, can be independently manufactured.

[Gardening] Seed Supply and Demand

I bought a couple of heirloom alpine strawberry seeds 40 cents per pack. Well, some American web store is trying to sell them for 4.50 a piece, with only 20 to 25 % of my seed count i.e. 30. For comparison, even my watermelon bag had 15 and watermelon seeds are generally bigger and much more expensive. A single strawberry fruit can yield tons of seeds. American importers have long traditions of steep upmarking their wares and asking decent money for outright worthless stuff. The rule of thumb is that seeds of a fast-cropping plant are virtually worthless because of the high production. It is telling that alpine strawberry’s other name is “monthly strawberry.” Even the heirloom varieties stock up fast, hence the stuffed bag of it with 100 to 200 seeds.

Here is the deal. Think of how the importers get that stuff. They try to get it as cheap as possible, which means they get stuff that is producer-valued close to zero, e.g. for overproduction reasons, which is very likely with seed-heavy tubers and fruits. In short, the importers try to fool you into thinking that their excess-dumped wares are valuable and limited in quantity.  It is the same thing as with not revealing the extent of Alaskan gold resources — the retail value would drop like a rock to reflect the overabundance. Also, the USA business culture emphasizes overcharging and stiff fees, which most likely inspired the seed scheme.

Trust yourself. Trust no one, including yourself.

You are going to need a lot of life experience to understand that. A hint: no one is stable, though few gifted ones are able to manage themselves to access a close-enough compromise.

P.S. So if mass-produced seeds are worthless, their purpose is not to make money on their own sales. That is why every seed retailer sells cheap radish and carrot seeds as they help to sell the genuinely rare seeds such as yellow strawberries or spinach strawberries some plant developers have managed to create. The fact is that most seeds are worthless in comparison to other necessary plant farming supplies. E.g. a wheelbarrow, a shovel or a long water hose easily cost tens if not hundreds of times what seeds do. Even after having all the tools, the soil costs are easily ten times the seed costs even with dirt-cheap sod. The seed producers know that the other stuff forces people to commit and to put in lots of cash just to get started and that people will not notice being upmarked 20 bucks with seeds when they just bought sod for 400 bucks. Small fees can hide behind the big ones.

[Gardening] The Seed Catalogue

Here are the planted seeds and their varieties in case you want to compare. This is also a list for me to keep track of what exactly I have planted and about when. Planting year is 2019, month-day notation. I am going to try to keep this list up to date.

  • Carrots (long) , Berlikumer 2 (Afghanistan) , 04-08
  • Radish , Saxa & Riesenbutter , 04-14 & 05-08
  • Cucumber , Rhensk Druv & Hokus & Beth Alpha , 04-15
  • Beefsteak tomato , Marmande (heirloom , irregular & big fruit shapes ) , 04-15 & 05-01
  • Watermelon , Sugar baby, various times including 04-15 and 05-13
  • Spinach , Spazaroet , 04-16 & 05-14
  • Chives , a non-named variety, 04-16
  • Basil, non-named , 04-16
  • Dill , Pikant , 04-16
  • Vine tomatoes , Moneymaker ( crop-heavy , possibly heirloom ) , 04-30
  • Bush bean ,  Prelude , 05-12
  • Alpine strawberry , Rügen (heirloom) , 05-12
  • Citrus basil , no-name , 05-14
  • Black radish , Big Round , 05-14

Random notes:

  1. I found non-planted spinach seeds when I examined the seed bag for this list. They were shortly planted.
  2. The alpine strawberry is famous for making crops many times per year. It is a very important source plant for developing multi-cropping big strawberries. There are already variants. Some farmer commented that it was a very future-viable industry-wise, though he preferred the taste of the best annual croppers.

Spare seeds with unplantably / leaf-salad-y big seed stockpiles:

  • turnip , Goldana , 1600
  • rutabaga , Wilhelmsburger , 900
  • radish , French Breakfast & Saxa , 800

[Gardening] Farmering up

I cannot summarize the ton of things I got today, so here is a crappy list of merely the farming related stuff.

  1. I got a 20-buck, 100kg / 210 pound capacity wheelbarrow. It frankly owns. I transported a giant load of boxes AND soil today with it. It is a great tool for me. Everyone hauling major stuff should get a wheelbarrow.
  2. I discovered that worms like clay and sticky mud and I accidentally caught one. It is in the experiment box now. Based on the ravine dug by an excavator operator, I noticed that the clay (or whatever it is) layer is at about two feet deep. So if I want to get some wormies to munch my semi-raw compost soil, I simply need to dig deep that deep and get them. They eat everything dead and decomposable.
  3. I want to try decomposing feces for fertilizing purposes. I figured out the simplest way to do that would be to bury both the newspaper-covered feces and the worms and then pile a few inches of soil to make it a kind of future nutritionally-enriched spot for the later deep roots. Worms can eat the newspaper because it is digestable dead wood to them. They will eat the matter and fertilizer-grade stuff comes out from the other end.
  4. I want to transplant wild plants at some point. My main interest is forest berry that is practically extra flavoured, miniature strawberry. Other berries, too, interest me and do not require much space or soil for being tiny bush plants. European blueberries and lingonberries are my main interests. I wonder if they produce extra crops in indoor farming. Lingonberry aka red bilberry has waxed leaves, making it a great for a shine spot. It is also a great source of the best natural food preservative out there known as pectin. That stuff makes things mold and bacteria proof. As a keen food preservation veteran, I can confirm that that is a huge feat.
  5. I am going to plant some watermelon and beefsteak tomato with the new soil to take advantage of the upcoming, extra long heatwave. These two are heat-sensitive and a considerable amount of heat makes them sprout in just a couple of days. That or my misunderstanding of priming as a sprouting aid (as it seems to greatly inhibit sprouting) made the first batch bungled up the A. Some of those watermelon sprouts slept for month before surfacing. Anyway, I am going to keep getting new soil to plant the rest of my seed inventory.
  6. I am going to make listing about all the species and variety names I can find to build a picture of what I have. Some people call it a catalogue or sth.
  7. I thought of transplanting some wild mulch-rotting shroom dirt onto my plantations to grow help get extra nutrients out of it and possible aid in my ad hoc composting needs.

So if you now have a picture of me, outside, foraging for clay mud, worms and dog feces, you are right on the money. “What the f– are you picking that up?” “I am a tomato farmer and my worms love it.” “What the… Okay. Whatever, carry on, I guess. Jesus, man.”

[Gardening] Bush Bean My Mortal Enemy

I planted two new seed bags: bush beans and one of the countless garden strawberry varieties.

Bush beans have never germinated under my care. I have a similar experience with fava bean. Then again, I also used to be really stupid, so that experience does not count. Never Give Up!

The garden strawberry had packet had the usual case of A WAY TOO MANY SEEDS. The problem is that I do not waste any seeds and ended up wasting many hours hand-planting those sand-grain-sized seeds. I lost count of how many containers I ended up making for those things. I had to plant the last third super densely because I ran out of containers. If I had planted them as instructed, the floor space would have ran out half-way through.

For tomorrow, I need to get some the wheelbarrow and new soil as I am almost out of brown. As countless of new tomato sprouts [ without exaggerating: HUNDREDS ] soon need supports, that is a lot of stuff left to do. Still, I should do some planting to take advantage of the upcoming, at least a week long all-sunny week starting in 24 hours. I need to plant the herbs. Missing that sunshine payload would be a great loss in ultimate crops.

Here is my inventory of available seed bags:

  • 1 beefsteak tomato
  • 1 black radish
  • 1 citrus basil
  • 3 cucumber
  • 1 garden strawberry
  • 2 radish
  • 1 rutabaga
  • 1 spinach
  • 1 sugar corn
  • 1 turnip
  • 1 watermelon

That is 14 seed bags. May the time lords have mercy on my soul. For reference, I have already sown 15 bags. Considering that most of these bags have hundreds of seeds, things are going to get insane. I do not even want to think about what to do with the super tall corn.

My plan general goal is simple: the seasonal day light maximum is only a month away and I most likely should capitalize on the copious amounts of indirect sunlight. I have seen my seedlings grow half an inch in a couple hours of indirect pre-sun-rise lighting. That is the orchid growth plan i.e. the original strategy for bottom-level plants that get dried-n-fried in direct sunlight. Focusing on the limited high-intensity shine spots is not adequate with an extensive plantation such as mine. Hence planting my seeds pronto and properly watering the few shine zone plants is the optimal plan.

2019-05-12 Planted: bush beans, “month” / forest / garden strawberry.

[Gardening] I Am a Plant-Grower, Not a Gardener

I watched some gardening videos detailing outright garden construction and I figured out that what I do is a minuscule part of gardening.  In practice, the lion’s share of professional gardening is about maintaining aesthetics and making things look clean and nice. My stuff i.e. producing crops is a foot note of the tone “some people do that.” What I do is growing and farming. I have a keen interest in engineering and industrial business, so of course looks are not a priority of mine.

The obsession with looks is why most garden facades are filled with boring decorative flowers or hedges. To me, that is a wasted farming tile. I am going to hold on to the gardening title because no one understands “plant growing” and real industrial farmers would not gain any information from my tiny scale growing to consider “farming”, not to mention the confusion with the other forms of farming such as cattle and dairy.

In practice, I am an amateur greens producer. Not a pro, just for fun. The power of the sunlight and the idea of all-year indoor farming fascinates me. I practically have a greenhouse apartment with 25 – 26 temperature most of the time while I am present, so not doing anything with that heat would be a terrible waste. I am in it for the info, not for looks. Locally, the occupation of gardener has been borderline dead for at least 20 years and I am not stupid enough to do hope the impossible. In fact I would probably turn down any offers for gardening positions as the salary has always been awful. It is a low skill work, after all. Plant farming is much more demanding and economically relevant than that.

Now you know the underlying vanity of gardening. It is okay to have a pet orchid, though if you have a full garden full of counter-productive stuff like that, the problem is you. People gravitate towards the dumb things. The familiarity attracts, I guess.

[Gardening] Growth Through the Box

I completed my transplanting work and compiling the experiment box.

When taking out the radish soil blocks, I noticed that a lot of the roots were stuck in the cardboard bottom or the attached hardened soil. So roots managed to pierce the bottom. The main observation is that transplanting becomes much harder [ read: requires ripping roots off the container ] if you let the roots grow too much. My idea about the soil depth limiting the growth seems likely.

The harder yoghurt carton seems much less attachable and thus a very good container type for the upcoming new plantations. I will mark the plantations up until 21st as Batch 4 and plant everything I can. I plan to use all of my cartons and jars for that purpose. If I can get more dirt, I can partially skip straight to end game soil-boxing instead of those temporary options. I have so many cucumber seed bags left.

More craziness later. I have much seeds I would like to get planted while it is still May. Damn I like concrete work. I probably should temp plant those herb seeds as they do not root as much or require urgent care.

New plantations: 2019-05-11 radish (experiment box + temporary plants), transplanting

[Gardening] Experiment Box

I just uncovered a ton of cat feces and cat sand. Here is my plan: some cat sand in the bottom, some soil, all the excrement, a big chunk of fungi growth, a ton of soil, radish seeds and the finish with some soil and watering. Needless to say, I am going to put a ton of extra newspaper paper and taping to make sure none of that stuff comes out. I will leave the result in the hands of the fungi.

So… Do not send me crap. I am likely to use it for farming. Threatening letters make great moisture guards.

[Gardening] A Radish Mess

I fitted half a dozen radish boxes with thin soil into a big soil box. The result is quite a mess.

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In my hands, the soil BLOCKS were almost bone dry. It turns out shine of a sun dries up the soil in record speed and the thinness of soil worsens this effect. I need to water the shine zone plants multiple times per day from now on. Even the cloudy days the water reserves dry up quite fast. The obligation for watering is the biggest drawback of household style farming. If you manage do that one job, the rest is pretty easy. The heat, the CO2 and the window-moderated sun shine tend to be taken care of for the plants farmed inside.

I figured out that ketchup bottles make excellent watering devices. I will now get back to my planting efforts. I need to repopulate the prime window plank space.

[Gardening] Loading Platforms Break on Asphalt and a New Wave of Planting Upcoming

I bought a 10-buck loading platform that worked fine inside, though started to break off wheels against the pavement, especially against the off-road type pavement curbs. I managed to still transport my almost 200 l of soil. The power of air-filled rubber tires become really apparent today as the ceramic asphalt WILL grind your tires until the screws come out, no matter how many or how deep you put them. Even clothesline-grade ropes get sanded cut against the pavement.

I concluded that I definitely should buy a 30-buck wheelbarrow that incorporates the vital rubber air tire technology. Even if I did not need it now, by the time I need to get rid of the four-digit liter count dirt I end up needing one anyway. If I get the wheelbarrow tomorrow, I might try my luck with another batch of soil. Today, I need to focus planting and transplanting.

In other news, I noticed a new batch-1 watermelon seedling. It has been a month already. I really ravaged the seeds with my awful priming attempts, or just buried them too deep or it ended up upside down. The tallest watermelon is now over 25 cm / 10″ and needs a stake extension soon. My newest batch-3 tomatoes have sprouted except for one box that only has one tiny seedling visible ATM.

I have been wondering how to use-recycle my jam jar collection [ strawberry jam OWNS, I am hungry, BTW ]. I decided to use them as special seedling cultivation capsules with low seed counts. I am going to put some newspaper in so that I can easily pull the dirt out for transplanting later. I have over a dozen of those things. I will try to not use any soaring, big plants as they outgrow the jar space too fast for my lazy liking. For those things, I had better use the beer and oat flake boxes instead.

I need to document my plantations a bit better. It gets difficult to remember everything beyond dozen plantations. So far, it is simple. Batches 1 (early)  & 2 (mid-late) happened in April and B3 in early May. B4 is likely to occur in a couple of days (mid). My point is that it is very difficult to tell the species of young seedlings in the special jars, so I need to improve my documenting game greatly. I am going to utilize writable tape more.

With the germination jars (GJs), I plan to expand to new species. Strawberry is a definite pick. Black radish and rutabaga interest me. I definitely want to try citrus basil that I recently recovered. Most importantly, I want to be able to sprout some bush beans. Those things are really difficult to sprout as they like playing dead and my previous two attempts were not fruitful.

Saving a couple ailing radish boxes is on the top of my mind. The soil in their box has been moist condensed so thin (about an inch) that they probably have nutrient-collecting issues and might die soon if not assisted. Fortunately, most radish are doing okay with just the stunted growth thing. If they grew normally, they probably would have grown some root tubers by now for me to taste. If the transplantation reinvigorates the radish, I have to do the same to the other radish too, which would sap most of my soil reserves. Oh well, there we go back to why I need the f-ing wheelbarrow.

[Gardening] Cucumber Knowledge

In short, I discovered that my almost two foot tall cucumbers have developed tendrils, signaling that they are vine cucumbers. The vine variety explains why my cumbers are a WAY taller than the 12″ i.e. 30 cm that some site claimed. I even watched some dude’s garden video with something like five foot cucumbers. Another site humourously stated that vine cucumber is great for a plant fence i.e. for blocking light and vision. On a positive site, the fast generation of foliage i.e. biomass makes them great at producing big crops. That is the power of maximum sunlight.

Currently, my main focus is on constructing soil carts. I am 80% done with it — I have only have to sand the wheels and to install them with some screws. As a Crossout veteran, of course I made the maximum amount of 16 wheels for it. Do not let the details fool you, the design is extremely crude. Well, if it works at all, I will be happy and get to make some massive soil purchases and a ton of planting and transplanting action will ensue. The cart is my main focus ATM. I will post a picture of it once I have ready. It is a pretty decent piece of basic woodworkmanship that you can not buy from a store. I am pushing that project as I suspect that the soil combo price discount sale will expire in a couple of weeks. My idea is that these shops are most likely discounting their old soil sacks in order to make space for newer ones.

My second batch of watermelon is doing great and has already reached a support-requiring phase. The second tomato batch is on schedule, though as usual, half the seeds are slower growers than others. The joke here is that both these batches were not primed at all, yet they grew much better than the previous ones that were handled with extensive care. I am never going to bother with priming i.e. preliminary seed-watering anymore.

Strangely, some of my carrots have met TERMINAL difficulties. The deep-soil tomato box originally overtaken with carrots, is now almost completely void of anything besides corner mushrooms (maybe they like the cardboard moisture that collects in the corners) and tomatoes. In much, much worse places such as the overcrowded radish boxes, the carrots are still okay. It makes little sense why the carrots died in the deep box. My only cryptic clue is the note on the seed packet: “does not like water-pocketing soil.” I might have over-watered based on the shroom growth. Man, carrots are some finicky bunch. I am glad as I have three packets of low-maintenance radish seeds that I would rather play with.

Oh yeah, there is one seed bag of mine I would like to address. Sweet corn. Farmed indoors. If you do not know how ridiculous that is: it is ridiculous. Corn grows 7′ i.e. 210 cm tall. If it grew two feet taller, it would touch my standard-height ceiling. Imagine how much soil that would require. Do not forget that corn plants are comparable to giant sunflowers i.e. very wide. For comparison, it takes slightly more space than my beefsteak tomatoes and tomatoes are quite wide already. An extra note is that corn is very P(hosphate) intensive, so it might not do so well with the discount garden soil with very limited P. I will give it the usual big banana box treatment and see how it does. The bag says it takes four months from planting to harvest, which is only slightly faster than tomato i.e. the slowest thing I have.

When I get the new soil, the first thing I want to do is to plant the spinach and the rest of the left-over stuff such as radish bags. After that, I am going to transplant the thin-soil plantations to give the old radish a chance to grow the crops at some point. I still have some free sun shine space left. I have a ton of weird stuff such as rutabaga, strawberry and black radish I want to try. Oh, you do not know what black radish is? Based on the picture, it looks like rutabaga with beet colouring and radish in the name. Here is a picture of this over-sized thing.

[Gardening] Capitalize on the Slow Cloudy Day Growth and Indirect Sunlight

Little growth is better than no growth. Despite the massive plan growth boost of a day under direct sunlight, cloudy days with only indirect/filtered sunlight grows plants too. I realized that not planting because of lacking surface area for direct sunlighting would mean ZERO growth instead of SOME growth. You only need some growth to produce crops if you have no time limit as you will eventually have your stuff ripe anyway.

I decided to plant my tomato seeds as soon as possible and to not wait Sunday or, on principle, an extra second. By hauling those soil bags, I discovered the mental prowess of exerting and developing my willpower. Essentially, how you feel is a much less strong emotional force than what you will yourself into doing. Your emotions cannot resist you while you remain an active doer. Once you start slowing down and get passive, they become capable of ripping your nuts off if you let them. In practice, doing is always better than not. Postponing when you have the spare time and energy required is plain foolish.

I will get to planting the ‘matoes ASAP regardless of my extensive fatigued state [ your snot turns water clear when that happens ]. It means planting six to ten boxes with space-intensive tomato seeds. That is going to double my big box plantations. I need to purchase more BBQ sticks aka stakes for the plants I am almost out of the first 100. I am going to inspect the possibilities of planting the remaining seed bags and how much extra soil that would require. Finishing that could easily take another dozen soil bags. Fortunately, a local hypermarket relatively close to me started selling their affordable bags today.

*multiple hours of planting tomatoes pass*

The remaining tomatoes took SIX boxes to plant. One box has about 40 seeds, with the last one super-packed. The bag says “80 seeds.” The full bag had at three times that amount in total. Germans really super pack their seeds. Geez. That was just the beefsteak tomatoes. Only one German vine tomato pack left. In other words, I probably need five more soil sacks for that one alone. In the absolute best case, I would be able to fix my primary bicycle and get some boxes and enough tomato soil tomorrow. The new soil source is much closer to me, so it is realistic.

As a sidenote, the original tomato box has now caramel-coloured [ light brown ] mushrooms growing from its two corners, probably because of me using forest soil as a corner-stuffer. Hopefully it will boost decomposing of useless organic matter into soluble nutrients for the plants. It is probably Xeromphalina campanella , a super common mulch-rotter in the woods. It is clearly one of those inedible, non-toxic ones.  [ The local poisonous ones are quite tall and often solitary, usually of red, white or black colour. Most common shrooms are inedible at worst. ] I might benefit from spreading it to my other boxes. Maybe I’ll crush a spore pod into my next radish box and see if it does any better because of it. Oh yeah, the previous white mold was actually hyphae of this shroom. Shrooms are the mold of the dirt.

[Gardening] Unlimited Direct Sunlight Easily Doubles the Bio Matter Growth

I have been repeating “plant growth is 100% about sunlight” stuff for a while. That because I see that difference first-hand, every day when I water my plants. It is hard to miss things like a two inch / 5.0 cm, tiny cucumber seedling shadowed by its nearly 30 cm peers in the same plant box.

Explaining quota reached. Here you have some evidence photo. The left box has the bushy radish box that has been on a prime window-side sunlight-harvesting position. The puny right one has been on the floor and gets only a couple hours of direct sunlight on an all-sunny day. Kuva0344

[ The heavily sunlighted radish patch towers over its less fortunate brother. ]

All-sunny is a term I used for a cloudless weather dominated by burn-feeling i.e. very intense sunlight. Even slow-growing plants grow like crazy i.e. multiple centimeters on those days.

Lessons learned: it is a good idea to spin the plant boxes and rotate the prime sunlighting positions to keep the farm growth balanced. Two big benefits: 1) you can harvest the everything at once (and avoid rotten goods) and 2) you free up the farming space for the next planting species. Species varying is vital if you went to get everything out of your soil as different plants drain nutrients from different soil depths. After all, soil is the most expensive part of farming, even with household farming.

Random observations:

1) cucumbers are super tall already and might need transplanting assistance in the future to avoid shadowing/shading i.e. sunlight blocking.

2) I noticed some dropped radish leaves from my second-tier radish patches. They tasted really good. My respect for the species rose greatly. You can practically eat the whole plant, no joke.

3) I am working on procuring banana boxes to prop up my plants for maximized sunlight collecting. I feel my prime window-side positions are not properly utilized. It might take me weeks with my current pace to get all the boxes I need.

4) I did plant a bag of watermelon into two boxes. I was too busy getting cheap soil to not focus posting about it. I learned from the cucumbers that giving watermelons i.e. soaring plants more space is important. I planted them mostly to take advantage of the rare sunny day and the soil heating that those slow melons tend require before they stop sleeping and activate to grow.

5) My next plan is to plant my remaining beefsteak tomatoes. I have another tomato bag of the vine tomato variety that I definitely want to plant at some point semi-soon. I am going to need at least half a dozen bags of soil and

6) I discovered the main differences between the sod and the dirt style soils. 1) Sod as a land-fertilizer has a lot of more phosphate in it, which is essential for growing corn. 2) Sod tends to be dry and sparse whereas dirt tends to suck in a lot of moisture and gets heavy and dense. Based on those facts, I would definitely prefer sod over dirt.

Unfortunately sod-type soil varieties tend to be significantly more expensive but not prohibitively so. The difference is often bellow 30%, which is reasonable. Corn, soybeans and sunflowers seemed to be the big phosphate hogs if I read some absorption chart correctly. Based on the numbers, most garden plants do not strictly require much P. This is the chart source: factsheet28.pdf

 

[Gardening] Hairy Tomato Branches and Fresh Banana Smell

I noticed that my tomatoes have a lot of fine hairs even on the green parts. I read that tomato does this so that if it ever gets buried, it can simply start sprouting new roots out of the now-bellow-the-surface branches. It is like an anti-burying defense.

I noticed that if I plant soil and seeds into a banana cardboard box quite fresh out of use, it will eventually fill any closed space with banana smell. Luckily that smell is one of the uplifting ones. Another uplifting one is popcorn. Some companies use that smell to try to make their workers feel more productive.

I have acquired new bought soil and for-reuse cardboard boxes for a gard– FARMING expansion. I want to plant my remaining tomatoes and radishes and to give some of my previous plants bigger places to grow. For instance, spinach and basil boxes are already one constant carpet of green with no soil left visible.

I want to prop out my plant boxes with banana boxes to improve and simplify the limited, direct sunlight extraction. I think I need about 10 more sacks of soil and a couple dozens of extra boxes to accomplish that. Those things are would take almost a week acquire with a dedicated effort.

I think my video game beating hobby is on hold for now. I want to get my box and soil munitions done and gathered by the next all-sunny day that is fittingly next  Sunday to get it done once and for all. For the next four days before Sunday, the temperature and the cloudiness will be terrible for plant growth. It is barely over the freezing point of water. Happy May Day, I guess. 😀

[Gardening] Cheapest Seeds Are Good Enough

In short, buy only cheap seeds. Do not buy expensive seeds unless you are after some the minute differences between e.g. different carrot variants. The seed itself is a very minor factor in plant growth on almost every level. For example, if you want tasty fruit, invest in the soil quality instead.

The seed quality today is pretty good from European standpoint. German stuff is always decent, though even the backwater local brands have high germination rates. From my experience with various species and seed brands, the soil dictates the fate of the seed while the seed only controls the growth rate. From my indoor growing experience, almost every single one of the seeds will grow eventually. Even the growth is largely dictated by the amount sunlight, leaving nothing up for the seed.

Most local hypermarkets ( i.e. the biggest grocery stores ) seem to mostly sell the more pricey stuff such as Nelson brand seeds. Those things are 9.0 times as expensive as the cheapest 40 cent seed bags. Do not get fooled by size of the seed bag and focus on the grams. The massive “premium” seed bags of Nelson had 50% LESS seed mass [ read: less seeds ] than the cheaper and the lower price tier bag of the same general plant species. This is yet another housewife bilking scheme and no one should buy those seeds. I am pretty sure not even professional farmers buy the “premium” stuff. Instead they probably get the stuff they can get in huge multi-kilogram bags.

Do not get roped in to paying  extra for stuff that ultimately is very insignificant to the plant growth. Even if you are going for e.g. heirloom seeds, keep in mind that those seeds are super sensitive to gardening mistakes such as too-little-sunlight and generally are not worth the extra effort.

[Gardening] Supports Added and Future Soil Procurement Plan

I recovered plenty of cheap BBQ sticks and did some local soil surveying. Apparently the local soil sources usually are at forest places with few roads or buildings. I did discover mulch such as half-rotten leaves pretty much everywhere. Mulch is useful for long-term renewing and thickening of soil and short-term de-weeding, for example to make thin, clearly marked paths cross the outdoor soil patches for irrigation purposes. Mulch is much safer to use than the usual plant-growth-busting sand and clay path work. I am going to visit the deep forest places of my location to gain insight about the local soil quality. For instance, to gain insight about the local weed species that tend to seed the most fertile i.e. thick-soiled places.

I set up the supporting sticks for my cucumber, watermelon and tomato. This should cut down on the branch-bending damage that I noticed on the most bent seedlings. Here you have some overall pictures. I bunched up most cucumbers and a couple watermelons to simplify the sheer amount of careful work needed. Most of the harmful bending is because the vital sunlight comes from one specific direction, to which the seedlings try to orient their leaves towards. For comparison, in sparse farming conditions the seedlings tend to grow straight upwards.

[Gardening] Vertical Supports, Top Soil Flushing and Re-Soiling

In short, some of my cucumbers are having difficulty staying erect because of the combined effects of 1) top soil flushing away only to condense bellow the root level, 2) almost non-existent vertical root growth and 3) the non-erect main branch pulling up the roots with gravity. Needless to say, it is time to give the plants some barbecue sticks and strings for support and adding some top soil to properly re-bury the roots. I will be getting some extra soil and sticks shortly.

A thing to learn: the sparse, dry soil straight from the bag compresses down about an inch / a couple centimeters in continuous irrigation. So when they advice you to bury the seeds an inch deep, add that extra one inch and bury them two inches deep. The easiest way to do this is to throw the seeds onto the soil once you have about two inches left to plant. It is also safe to slightly over-stuff the soil box for that inch as it will eventually recede. That first receding topmost inch of soil is completely useless for rooting. Always bury things deep.

[Gardening] Leaves for Different Purposes in the Same Plant

It is a first all-sunny day in a wave aka a heatwave in a long while. Consequently I had to mess with a decorative flowering plant (yellow Streptocarpus) that royally dries up in just a couple of hours under direct sunlight and requires frequent watering under such conditions. It is all because of the kind of leaves it has. Even its waxed i.e. extra water-retentive leaves bleed moisture like no tomorrow. That is I get for messing with plants not developed for farming conditions. The ability to sustain sunlight and to turn it into accelerated biomass growth without drying to death in just two days is a typical trait of any economically significant farming species. My guess that the priorities with decorative plants is fast growth to the pretty flowering phase and a high retail value.

The different structural leaf types I have discovered so far are:

  1. cotyledons aka the initial seed leaves [ often flat and symmetric ],
  2. true leaves aka late leaves [ the fuzzy, hairy, non-flat leaves ]
  3. flowers [ yes, they are specialized leaves ],
  4. flowering plant leaves [ extremely noticeable veins ] and
  5. single-leaf plants [ e.g. chives and grasses ].

It seems that true leaves are the ones tasked with photosynthesis i.e. plant growth. I took some photos of my plants. I noticed two main styles of true leaves based on the vertical growth rate of the plant.

  1. Soaring plants keep the seed leaves on top and sprout most extra leaves below them, most likely for support. This thin growth style maximizes the sunlight gathering by shadowing the bushier species and often promotes fruit growth. The fact that most major fruit producers are either trees or sparse bushes supports this idea. Examples: tomato and cucumber.
  2. Grounded plants grow their extra leaves to reach above the cotyledons as the plants are not generally very tall. The plants grow more horizontally and tend to form short, thick, self-supporting bushes. The thick structure limits the sunlight i.e. the biggest growth bottle-neck and consequently the fruit or berries are generally quite small. Additionally, the most covered plants either do not grow fruit at all or the growth is stunted. The additional strategy I have noticed is the tendency to produce a big number of grass-like, very thin true leaves for support and to reach the surface often blocked by other horizontal species or even soaring plants. In practice, tallest carrot plant I have grew under the shadow of radishes. Ultimately, there is a structural cap to how high the horizontals can get. Examples: carrot, chives, radish.

Leaf photos:

  1. A cactus-plant Sempervivum [ super waxy leaves, no sunlight issues ]
  2. A flowering plant Streptocarpus [ might req. a big pot for moisture storage ]
  3. Carrot with the “rabbit-ears” cotyledons
  4. Basil w/ spade-shaped seed leaves and sideways-sprouting true leaves
  5. Chives w/ the grass-like structure and the dark seed tip
  6. Spinach w/ split cotyledons
  7. Radish w/ the fuzzy true leaves and the peach-shaped seed leaves
  8. Watermelon w/ late and tiny true leaves
  9. Cucumbers w/ small true leaves
  10. Tomato w/ twin-triangle cotyledons

The non-photo-ed basil is a thick patch of 2.0″ / 5.0 cm tall grass. It looked extremely boring. I mostly wrote this thing to document the unique shape of tomato seed leaves.

[Gardening] Artificial Lighting Is Usually Poor for Plant Growth

According to a page ( https://www.hunker.com/12000223/sunlight-vs-artificial-light-in-plant-growth ) , most electric lights produce mostly the wave lengths of light such as green and yellow that plant leaves absorb the least. Hence the green and yellow-tending default colours of leaves — those are the colours that the leaves reflect back without absorbing them into sugar-creating processes. Needless to say, my pet radish box with the least sunlight exposition looks the worst. I would need special blue or red lights to simulate sunlight. I have proceeded to subject the ailing radishes to much more sunlight.

I have some white mold. That is the product of using porous, soft oat flake boxes and compost sod with a ton of stuff for the mold to decompose. It is most likely the usual household mold mostly associated with expired foodstuff. It does not infest anything that is not already rotting. My guess is that its mold spores are activated by moisture and decomposition gases such as CO2 and methane. Currently the white mold is mostly interested in decomposing the cardboard boxes.

Oh yeah. I have concluded that the CO2 headache currently only happens in the immediate proximity of a large sod source. This lends a lot of credibility to my hypothesis of the local biomass containing most of the CO2 soon after it is released in the air.

[Gardening] Slow Tomato Progress

In short, tomatoes are super slow and watermelons are only slightly faster.

Some seeds simply take almost forever to grow into seedlings. We cannot all be radishes, after all. I found a barely rooted tomato seed that most likely got flushed by some irrigation water. It had maybe 3 mm of root growth. I planted a couple extra tomato seeds a day before and marked them with sticks. Tomato and watermelon seem to be species that require the soil to be significantly heated by sunlight to grow at all. In practice, those two do not seem to grow at all in any weather besides all sunny.

Cucumbers and radishes have sprouted new leaves. They are very fuzzy, probably signaling a shift towards leaf growth to accelerate the payload growth in the long run. Most radish main branches are still green instead of the typical purple, signaling a slow development rate. The herbs seem semi-mature already. Carrots… They have their own thing. One moment it seems you have seen all of their seedlings and a week later they have doubled. The orange ones will prevail, no matter what.

P.S. An update about the CO2 conditions inside my apartment: it is close to zero, despite having doubled the CO2-sourcing soil content. My hypothesis about the plants containing the tasty CO2 is the most likely explanation. Despite the noticeable soil smell right after watering, there are no noticeable CO2 fatigue symptoms. I have a pet radish box in my primary living spaces containing most of CO2 around me, further boosting the possible CO2-lowering effect.

I wonder if I can mess with the plants by outputting extra CO2. Based on the current situation, I am 100% sure they could take it without any noticeable changes. They might even get an infinitesimal growth boost. I am planning to reform my workout regiment to take it from a pleasant-yet-volatile regular tendency to a instinct-level character trait, independent of moods or sensations of all levels of muscle fatigue.

[Gardening] The Final Transplantation and Some Photos

I transplanted the water melon seedlings today. Have some pictures.

  1. The radish boxes.
  2. Dill
  3. Spinach
  4. Chives with a carrot cluster in the middle
  5. Radish with a carrot cluster (it is the original seed priming packet i.e. tons of seeds there)
  6. Watermelon
  7. Tomato (probably failed, overtaken by carrots)
  8. Cucumber
  9. My by-the-window setup
  10. Overview of most radish boxes
  11. My pet radish box [ an experiment to see if extra lighting makes a difference  in growth ]

I do not expect to there to be anything post-worthy about the plants for at least a couple weeks it takes the first radishes to start maturing. That would be around May 7th 2019. Even then, it will not be much more than some radishes getting cut up. Rest assured, I will be using up this sod/soil down to the last nutrient molecule. There is no need to get excited as that most likely involves a lot of boring radishes getting planted. There really is not much to do in gardening outside the planting and the harvest. I bet a lot of farmers grow dairy just to have something to do on a daily basis.

[Gardening] New Sod and Cucumber Transplanting

Currently, I have non-sprouted tomato and sprouted cucumber in their end-game boxes. I got some soil for them, with a bag to spare for the water melons (currently only two seedlings are visible). I am going to get some barbecue sticks and craft supports from them when needed for tomato and cucumber.

Gardening gets stagnant really fast. It is first some work (depending on how well you plan it, not much if done smartly), later it is all about watering and trying to forget about it. I am not going to plant anything new soon. The sod carrots i.e. my de facto weeds are doing a good job planting themselves on their own. There are not many boxes without some renegade carrots growing in there. I find them hilarious.

A key observation is that cucumber seedlings already have the scent of cucumber fruit. They also build roots very fast. The underground growth rate reflects the above-ground biomass growth rate.

[Gardening] Tomato Box

I finally got a big enough a box to plant a couple tomato seeds in. That thing ate about 40 l of my soil. Now my growing seedlings get to absorb all that CO2 it is going to produce. To be fair, CO2 has not been felt ever since the radish leaves turned green. Those things must be eating it like no tomorrow. I have spare big boxes, though not enough soil to plant anything onto them. I am going to take a short break from planting for now. At some point I am going to get some extra soil for some tomato plantin’ action.

 

[Gardening] Everyone Is Here

Now every plantation that matters has surfaced on schedule. The cucumber and the spinach cotyledons aka the first leaves are quite pointy. Planning to sparse-plant some tomatoes later. The major issue with them is that they require a lot of space, e.g. those feet-wide pots or equivalent for each seedling and one seed bag has 80 of them. Currently I have utilities for the whole 0 of them in stock. I need to find some big boxes before proceeding with the plantation.

Update: I scooped up the remaining sod and used it to transplant 100 radish seedlings. Now all the sod carrots are liberated.

[Gardening] New Sprouters

Only dill, chives and the patient cucumber have not sprouted at this point. Melons do not count as they are my fruit soup fun project. Radishes growing like crazy as usual. I decided to stop transplanting them after another 150 today and concluded that it is much more practical time-wise to buy and plant new bags instead. Those dill seeds are flimsy as hell. Those weeds and weed-likes must have a very miserable germination stage with a huge chunk of seeds either progressing very slow or outright dying before they even reach the seedling stage that normally takes a week. After that milestone, they usually grow like a major nuisance. 😀 Well, at least basil made it. Spinach too.

A newbie tip: DO NOT START WITH HERBS — they grow like ass and might still die even in greenhouse conditions. You need to learn with something that visibly adapts to your stupid mistakes and grows fast enough for you to not lose interest. Try radishes. If you want to start with a slightly more challenging radishes that still grow fast, try to get the bigger Daikon radishes. Radishes are of very little maintenance. You can always try potato . Just plant those unpeeled, muddy potatoes into a very deep (two feet / 0.50 m — no exaggerating) flower pot and you’ll have a nice plantation with little work.

[Gardening] 8.0 Hours Later I Have a Radish Infestation in My Hands

 

 

8.0 hours later I come to check out the plants before having some lunch [I know, the eating times 🙂 ], there are more new sprouts and a new mound on top of my the plantation. After two seconds of digging, I start getting thematic mold infestation flashbacks. Kuva0317

Later I found out that there were 500 to 1000 sprouts there. Each of those tiny clusters has about two dozens of them. I transplanted about 250 of them in three hours until I had to take a breather and there seemed to still be more than half of them left. That is quite a lot for a radish seed bag sold for 60 cents. Maybe they really liked my fertilizer-level soil or the above-average CO2 concentration in the air. I am going to continue transplanting later. Like usual, I have plenty of more stupid experiment ideas to try out. E.g. taking a couple seedlings to a smaller box and having it near my spaces, potentially eating away the local CO2 and taking advantage of the almost-constant lighting. I will never leave lights on for some plants, though can be use the same ones I use.

That is all about radishes. I dug a bit into chives, basil and cucumber soil. Chives will sprout in a day or two, cucumber has recently started growing some root and basil… it is a borderline weed, yet it was only slightly further ahead of cucumber. That thing is going to cause me trouble.

Key observations: DO NOT COMPRESS THE SOIL IN THE SLIGHTEST. Otherwise the sprouts will not be able to penetrate it and you just made your later work more difficult for yourself.

P.S. Almost forgot. I found a lot very small roots that belonged to carrots. I transplanted about 50 of them to see if I can summon anything out of them. They looked healthy to me, though hanging inside a dark, cool bag might not be the favorite past-time of orange things. They are most likely going to be popping up every now and then on my plantations.

[Gardening] Radishes the Fastest Sprouters

Kuva0314.jpgThree days! Most plants take a week. Then again, these ones are seen at the edge of the box where the soil is a centimeter-two lower on average. Judging from the picture, you can detect a lot of sun light — a first time for that in a while.

My soil bags are doing… interestingly. One bag is practically inert with most likely 80% dryness and the other one is about 50… You can pretty much tell from that observation alone in which bag the original top-soil and the carrot seeds currently are hanging out.

I have ran out of window board space for my planties. My idea is to stack some emptied-out foodstuff boxes to produce makeshift scaffolds for my plantation boxes. Even with the carrot experiment taking out a lot of my cardboard stuff, I still have plenty of more. I might even re-purpose that rounded-up carrot-pot as scaffolding by adding cardboardy stuff inside of it.

I have no immediate plans for planting new seeds. I assume that there might be a ton of visible sprouting between next Tuesday and Wednesday, maybe some 9-day-ers by Friday. These seeds seem to be very consistent. I do not expect the cucumbers to sprout at all considering I skipped its priming and later found out that it would have benefited greatly from the process. To be fair, if you cannot grow in a compost pile surrounded by constant high CO2 concentrations [ the optimal conditions ], you would be ripe for extinction as a plant species anyway. Either way, I have more cucumber seed bags in stock for later.

An Off-Topic Discovery: the saint associated with farming is Saint Isidore the Farmer (1070 – 1130), not to be confused with a much more ancient figure named Isidore of Seville (560 – 636), a Christian arch-bishop from the times before the 1054 schism. The Seville guy is the patron saint of ICT workers, Internet and, in a roundabout way , adult entertainment. 😀

[A cut alternate title: I Have a Child Now ]

[Gardening] Too Much of Too Good Soil

Briefly: the unintended greenhouse conditions will continue at full force for least five days AND I remembered that high CO2 is actually good for making the crops bigger.

A brief synopsis of so far, I have a lot of CO2-generating sod [a lot of sod, not the generation as it is basic compost stuff]. Currently, the sod bags are the minor CO2 sources while the half a dozen plant boxes are the majority. My only green plants ATM are of the slow-growing type or past their primary growth phases and thus they cannot contain the extra CO2 very much. It takes a couple more days before the plantations surface and start collecting the CO2 to create leaves, flowers and fruit. I feel tempted to plant water melons as they are famously very fast in terms building biomass ( read: containing CO2 ), though they probably require an extra deep box full of sod.

A key observation: if you want to incite plant growth, you probably want to have a liter or two surface-wet outdoor-grade sod to up the general CO2 concentration near the plants. It is claimed to increase plant growth significantly and greenhouses employ it for that and the heat-preservation reasons. Just do not put them near where you “live” without significantly lowering the sod volume. You can start with half a liter, that is probably on the safer side, and increase the amount gradually as your plants multiply. If the sod grows inert in that use, turn it around a bit and rewater it. Most likely it will not run out off CO2 stockpiles during 6.0 or 12 months, so do not add more outdoor sod without a good reason.

P.S. I decided to try priming one of the melon seed bags to hasten the process a bit and to make sure they sprout up pronto. I will have an extra thinly layered sod box that I am going extend later. I will pre-cut the bottom off and tape it back to make its extension easy when the seedlings mature.

 

[Gardening] Drying Sod and Planting More Stuff

Once I started drying the moist topmost sod thinly layered on newspapers, the amount of emissions went down radically. I no longer feel mildly crushed by the headache. I tripled the drying efforts. Currently the only place where the emissions get straining are right next to the source sod. I could hasten the process by planting my deep-rooting seeds, though things are pretty good right now.

I planted these species since the last time: radish, spinach and cucumber.

[Gardening] The Carrot Revival

I have concluded that the fumes from the sod is most likely CO2 based on the fact that I can temporarily get rid of the headache by deep-breathing a couple of times. Wrapping a T-shirt over my mouth to serve as a makeshift filter greatly reduces the rate of CO2 accumulation.

On to the business. I planted dill and basil to take advantage of the moist soil and to speed up its drying. I cut a flake box vertically in half and put about a liter of sod into each of them. I planned to plant some radishes on a full two-liter cut-open box later.

The carrot seeds are currently randomly mixed with the soil in the bags. I might get some surprise carrots growing on my plantations.

[Gardening] Carrot Experiment Terminated

After a couple of days, the carrot sod started to emit either dirt dust micro-particles or unidentified decomposition fumes, causing moderate-strength headache and coughing. Based on the fact that the coughing fits did not coincide with the headache, both the dust (=the coughing factor) and decomposition fumes were involved. I repacked the sod into the original sod bags and put it in the bathroom (with a ventilation) taped shut.

Two things to consider about indoor gardening: 1) get dirt/sod made specifically for indoor use, and 2) deploy at most 0.5 times the sod liters per your apartment m2’s. Mine was 1.8 i.e. a way too much. I’ll deploy new seeds little by little once the sod dries a little and stops fuming.

[Gardening] The Carrot Aftermath

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As you can see, I taped together some spare oat flake boxes to produce a makeshift flower bench. It might fall apart if water it too much, so I am most likely going to water it super conservatively and eventually reinforce it. As you can see, it is two feet i.e. 61 cm wide. It became rounder than I expected when I added the soil. My 90 liter sod can fill it up to the very minimum of 12 inches i.e. about 31 cm that long carrots require.

There is multiple layers of newspapers  in the bottom separated by a plastic barrier made from plastic bags to make sure the water does not not simply flow through the papers before getting soaked in. The only thing I explicitly paid for in this pot is the duct tape keeping it together. Most major retail stores do not even sell two feet wide pots, 1.5 at most. The paper spots are from the priming bag. I could not separate all of the seeds, so I decided to save effort and plant the whole thing in small pieces.

I just needed to hack this quickly together as I have preparations for formal appointments that I need to make in time.

A side note: I noticed that the soil bags alone would make so-so growing benches on their own, especially for the less sensitive ones such as the above-the-ground crop species. I have already plans for those emptied soil bags. They are made of pretty good, stretchy plastic. I could recycle as half-ready growth beds. I have a ton of new seeds that need places to grow on.

[Gardening] The Carrot Crisis

I have primed i.e. kept in water a packet full of long carrot seeds. If I was to follow the instructions accurately, I would need to accommodate whole 10m2 room for just the carrots. The product is sold by a German style chain, so I know they are not kidding around. I calculated that I would need 3000 liters of garden soil for it. The main problem with the big soil mass is that it would make moisture damage very likely if the it simply started to let the irrigation water through. The carrots in particular require very soft soil, making it even more likely. Irrigating the topmost one-inch layer as the guides instruct involves a lot of water.

Whenever you face high risk for low gain, half-ass the risky part and focus on getting the gains as lazily as possible while avoiding the risk factor. That is what I live by. In practice, I am going to get the 80 l of gardening soil from store and that is it. The guides underline that my “long” type carrots need 10 to 15 ” depth, so I am going to give it to them, all the 38.1 cm. That leaves me with an about 0.48 m x 0.48 m area. I will plant the seeds on that and once it eventually gets crowded, I’ll pull out the extra seedlings and transplant them onto another 0.5 m x 0.5 m soil cube. They’ll be weakened by the process, though most likely good enough for seed production. I will counter the moisture hazard with the pile of old newspapers and plastic garbage I have lying around. 😀

Now for some carrot info: carrot is a biennial species, meaning it will make seeds in the spring of the second year and die (horribly). It is theoretically possible to buy fresh carrots from a store, plant them and get some ripe seeds out of them some time later. Like most root vegetables, a carrot will start growing stems and leaves when exposed to moisture and light. As long as it can maintain plant growth functions, it will keep producing antioxidants and resist rotting. Even a dug-up and exposed carrot will turn green and start photosynthesizing, which is why carrot-growers need to pile on more dirt on it when it nears its maturation point to keep it orange and non-bitter.

Off-topic notes: If you think carrot is weird, just wait until I get to potato. That one is a perennial aka multi-year species that spreads like a fungus and is very difficult to kill. Note: ‘sweet potato’ is a different species aka batata that coincidentally tastes like a sour carrot. A protip: always replace batata in recipes with the much cheaper carrot. I am planning to get some potatoes for seeding purposes. The potato is its seed. Also some water melon for similar purposes. I considered orange, though I do not have interest for growing stuff that most likely will never bear fruit despite all the effort.

I’m Planning to Become an Indoor Gardener aka an Ecologic Economist

In short, I discovered the effortlessness of do-it-yourself bottle drippers aka irrigation bottles and decided to turn most of my living spaces into cultivation beds. I happen to have a lot of random trash occupying that I can convert into cultivation and dripping water containers. The only things I need now are seeds and dirt. Dirt I can get by collecting some forest ground matter and seeds I can buy in both fresh and more conventional dried form.

Relevant links:

1. Cut-‘n’-done Dripper bottles: https://modernsurvivalblog.com/survival-garden/short-list-of-fast-growing-vegetables/

2. A list of fast growing vegetable species: https://modernsurvivalblog.com/survival-garden/short-list-of-fast-growing-vegetables/

3. (For a bit later) How to preserve harvested seeds for later use e.g. the wet towel trick: https://www.gardenguides.com/75935-preserve-vegetable-seeds.html

4. Priming technique guide to maximize the germination i.e. the sprouting of  as many seeds as possible: https://scienceinhydroponics.com/2010/08/improving-seed-germination-the-science-of-seed-priming.html

My vision is to fill the apartment with tomato plants or something equivalent. 3D growing with stacked racks would be so sweet to achieve. I already have some woodworking experience and materials, making it a reasonable goal.

It is probably best to start with something not support-intensive or vulnerable such as root-cropping radishes and turnips. Radishes make crops in 20 to 30 days, making it a good practice plant. I also would like to grow my own spice plants such as chives (60 days) and to compare the farming costs versus the shop prices. I would like to try water melons (50 to 70 d, heat-requiring) and tomatoes (60 to 85 d).

I have a long track record of not pursuing big plans to the end, so it will most likely take a long while, depending on how much fun I find it all to be. I might post some photos about it later. My first goal is to plant my first batch of radishes and see what happens. My local discount store had them and other plants on sale last time I checked.

[ If you are wondering, my inspiration is the daily-irrigation-intensive Streptocarpus, a yellow flowering plant, that starts showing crumpled leaves less than 24 hours after the previous watering. If I am going to tend to these things, I might as well make it as easy as possible and to produce some crops in the process. All or nothing. Maybe that way I have a reason to turn on the heating. Muh melons. ]